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8 years ago

Wesley: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.

Vladimir: What if it bites me and it dies?

Anatoly: That means you’re poisonous. Jesus Christ, bratan, learn to listen.

Francis: What if it bites itself and I die?

Fisk: It’s voodoo.

Francis: What if it bites me and someone else dies?

Wesley: That’s correlation, not causation.

Vladimir: What if we bite each other and neither of us die?

Anatoly: That’s kinky.

Wesley: *facepalm* Oh my god.


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