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Like dude wtf is this 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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incoherent rambling text post he doesn’t even look happy doing it???????? bro looks genuinely sad lmao Mr olive oil ad man are you ok 😭😭😭😭😭 I’m so dead hahajdlshahdkdkah the way I found one of these almost immediately too like there’s a couple others with other people in them but this guy is enough truly an interesting phenomenon rn I remember one time getting an ad that was just a grainy photo of a chicken strip on a counter and nothing else

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chibishortdeath

5 months ago

Hey guys, I have to make a serious callout post unfortunately. There’s something that tumblr (and the Castlevania fandom) seems to have a big problem with and I’m done being quiet about it.

If you still support the users the-crow-binary and kaosunotenshi after reading this post, block me.

Content warning for pedophilia, CP, and incest.

Hey Guys, I Have To Make A Serious Callout Post Unfortunately. Theres Something That Tumblr (and The

This is a child porn fic, requested and found to be “hawt” by our reblogger here. No, I’m not showing any of the writing under that cut because it’s in graphic detail that no one should ever be subjected to.

I’ve thought about talking about it for a long time, but when I first ran into it, I was too afraid that I’d start fandom drama and get attacked since these two and some of their supporters (who I’ll probably end up making a post about sometime in the future) are pretty big accounts in this fandom, but, after some thinking and being tormented by it for a while, I’ve decided that don’t give a fuck if I lose a bunch of followers who don’t take child porn seriously. Good riddance.

I know I’m a small account and don’t speak for the whole fandom at all and most people won’t see this, but I really don’t want to interact with or see anyone condoning this kind of shit! Shit honestly feels like too soft of a word for it to be honest. There is absolutely no excuse, and I mean absolutely no fucking excuse, for writing porn of a child, fictional character or not. And before anyone says it, this is not a case of a dark and very real topic being portrayed with the level of tact and empathy it deserves, this fic was primarily written with the intent to be “hawt”.

And to kaosunotenshi and the-crow-binary, if they ever see or get word of this post, you should be ashamed of yourselves.

Anyway, this is a pretty big downside to having eyes, I’m exhausted, I just needed to get this out there or it’d keep tormenting me, and again, if you still support the users kaosunotenshi and the-crow-binary after this post, block me.

Goodnight.

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serious post call out post text post image post tw pedophiles tw pedophila mention tw incest mention tw cp mention tw csa mention I don’t care what your stance is on ship discource but I think it should go without saying that the line you don’t cross is cp for any fucking reason ‘oh but it’s my coping mechanism’ boo hoo keep it to yourself if your coping mechanism was running with scissors people should rightfully be upset if you do it in public where you could hurt others fun fact: the little social media/blogging site tumblr dot com is part of the public and if you cannot physically restrain yourself from sharing this shit with someone get a fucking discord it’s called caring about other people besides yourself you should maybe try it sometime if I remember correctly this post wasn’t even mature labeled when I saw it obviously don’t go out harrassing or threatening anyone that would be completely counterproductive block and report them maybe spread the word and move on any kind of real attention would only vindicate them in their actions and I would prefer that they grow and change as people but yeah so that’s a thing :/ gotta love just looking up an obscure character name on a blog you thought was trustworthy and getting blasted with this :/ it would be an understatement to say that I was physically ill after running into that shit sent me into some of the worst anxiety and hopelessness I’d had in years castlevania castlevania games akumajou dracula akumajo dracula ya know what sure I’m putting it in the main tags more people need to know and I’m sick of seeing these accounts get off scott free not putting it in the Soleil tag because I don’t want this to be all he’s associated with

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chibishortdeath

6 months ago

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MIKUCARDS— hatsune miku miku vocaloid alucard castlevania castlevania games alucard castlevania hellsing crossover art art post not my art rebogs I haven’t seen Hellsing yet but aaaaa I should (TwT ) Hatsune Alucard uhhh Miku Tépès ummm— wait who would be Dracula in this uhhh Gakupo was my first thought so uh Opukag lmaooooo Alucard is so lucky his dad had a name that sounded cool backwards

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chibishortdeath

5 months ago

I should draw Simon being really happy to offset the amount of times I’ve drawn him dead and/or really sad recently—

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shout into the void text post castlevania castlevania games simon belmont akumajo dracula akumajou dracula sure I’ll main tag this whatever I really don’t draw him happy enough tbh 😔 mostly cause I’m not usually but uh yeah anyway I have a couple ideas for doodles but aaaa idk what should I draw him doing :3

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chibishortdeath

6 months ago

filtering down ao3 results from 14000 to 6 based on a single tag is foul. im sorry none of you are as enlightened as me ig.

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if you look up Simon Belmont on Ao3 and remove the smash bros tag he goes from like a good number in the thousands to like uh 20ish and even then in a lot of those smash bros ones he’s not even in them he’s just tagged cause he’s a character in the game you have to disallow crossovers cause a lot of smash bros fanfics also don’t use the smash bros tags eventually you get to a number that’s approximately 23 if I’m remembering correctly which doesn’t sound bad until you realize that some of those are lords of shadow and Netflixvania and then what you’re left with is like two fics of Simon sucubus transformation smut you filter out cause it’s not what you’re looking for then there’s one that’s literally just a bulleted list of fic ideas that the writer never actually wrote you have to filter out a couple made by some uh within fandom noncon/pedophilia writers you gotta ignore :/ and eventually that ends up a whopping get ready for this 2 finish and 1 in progress fics of Simon Belmont and I’ve read them already it’s depressing tbh I’ve stopped using Ao3 cause the website kinda sucks and is run by shitty people anyway but also because that guy is the only I’m looking for fics of and well there is none so yeah guess I gotta do everything myself but that’s not nearly as fun as reading something and I’m way too stressed out to do it most of the time augh arg oof I am in hell castlevania castlevania games simon belmont <—all mentioned in tags incoherent rambling text post reblogs writing post even worse there’s only one fic on the whole internet of Simon X Fuma and it’s ehhhh it’s basically just porn with no plot which is kinda boring when you’re uh asexual and don’t get turned on and uh yeah

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chibishortdeath

6 months ago

Mspaint is really fun actually—

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castlevania castlevania games simon belmont castlevania ii castlevania simon’s quest simon’s quest castlevania ii: simon's quest akumajo dracula akumajou dracula art post my art art wip the colors are definitely a bit off in photos augh eventually once it’s done I’ll be able to put the actual image tho listened to a lot of malice mizer songs I hadn’t heard yet drawing this :3 I’ve been trying to actually get into visual kei properly cause I love how the genre sounds and have been listening to Gackt since forever but I kept putting off doing it for some reason 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 does anyone else get the thing where you go ‘oh yeah this band is so good’ and then listen to like maybe the same three songs over and over and over again (X X ;) yeahg anyway Simon again yay :3 augh I really wanna actually work on comic ideas for him but aaaaaaa another thing does anyone else like suddenly stop being able to do things like ok I’ll want to do something and then get ready to do it and suddenly lose all energy and drive for it for no reason and I still! want! to do it! augh! but I’ll put my hand to paper and it’ll go limp like I’ve never held a pencil like bro come on don’t do this to me now 💀💀💀 I’ll be able to start some new mspaint painting totally fine tho (XwX) I’m pretty positive I have something mentally wrong with me tbh high suspicion of autism maybe adhd could be depression who knows idk ack anyway drawing the tragically beautiful 1600s vampire hunter about it

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