I Am In Hell - Tumblr Posts

not-really-nahh

2 years ago

No one:

MC at Namjoon and Taehyung:

(In my head, she squishes them daily and drools on them after getting hella fucked up…because me too)

God not me having horny indecent thoughts over her just holding namjoon’s pecks and using them as leverage to fuck herself back on his cock and knot, and namjoon’s just lying back with a smirk on his face like “take what you need from alpha babygirl I’m all yours 🥰”

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Holly don't make me horny too i am crying Billy joon billy mc I am in hell

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hellspawnarttrash

6 years ago

I thought i was done with cats(was gonna take a break)but guess who cant get enough of my orange sons fam

L to R: Duskeye, Cherrypaw, Bluebellkit, Crookedmask, Goldensong

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i am in hell also king is gonna grump at me i thought i was takin a break warrior cats oc warriors oc cat(?) oc warrior cats humanized oc human oc duskeye cherrypaw bluebellkit crookedmask goldensong

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qveenbvtch

1 year ago

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literally me every single day for the past month and a half I am in hell

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qveenbvtch

1 year ago

*through gritted teeth* it doesn’t have to be perfect, it just has to be done. it doesn’t have to be perfect, it just has to be done. it doesn’t have to be-

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me struggling to work on this piece for this magazine while trying not to succumb to my raging imposter syndrome and perfectionism I am in hell

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qveenbvtch

5 months ago

adulthood really is just making appointments, then having to reschedule said appointments over and over again until you go fucking insane

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this post is brought to you by me having to reschedule/flat out cancel my hair appointment for the third time in a row it’s been four months since i last saw my hair girl I am in hell will my mullet ever return from the war???? at this point whomst the fuck can say cause it ain’t me

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crippledtrait

2 years ago

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that’s all i’m putting i am in hell perks of having a shitty laptop <3

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dremieblur

1 year ago

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dremie speaks i am in hell i fucking hate it here the fact that I have to talk to 60 million people to get an accommodation for my school schedule because I am KILLING MYSELF with classes and a full time job and my HR department keeps giving me the runaround!!! WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT THE FUCK i hate it here

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chibishortdeath

4 months ago

filtering down ao3 results from 14000 to 6 based on a single tag is foul. im sorry none of you are as enlightened as me ig.

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if you look up Simon Belmont on Ao3 and remove the smash bros tag he goes from like a good number in the thousands to like uh 20ish and even then in a lot of those smash bros ones he’s not even in them he’s just tagged cause he’s a character in the game you have to disallow crossovers cause a lot of smash bros fanfics also don’t use the smash bros tags eventually you get to a number that’s approximately 23 if I’m remembering correctly which doesn’t sound bad until you realize that some of those are lords of shadow and Netflixvania and then what you’re left with is like two fics of Simon sucubus transformation smut you filter out cause it’s not what you’re looking for then there’s one that’s literally just a bulleted list of fic ideas that the writer never actually wrote you have to filter out a couple made by some uh within fandom noncon/pedophilia writers you gotta ignore :/ and eventually that ends up a whopping get ready for this 2 finish and 1 in progress fics of Simon Belmont and I’ve read them already it’s depressing tbh I’ve stopped using Ao3 cause the website kinda sucks and is run by shitty people anyway but also because that guy is the only I’m looking for fics of and well there is none so yeah guess I gotta do everything myself but that’s not nearly as fun as reading something and I’m way too stressed out to do it most of the time augh arg oof I am in hell castlevania castlevania games simon belmont <—all mentioned in tags incoherent rambling text post reblogs writing post even worse there’s only one fic on the whole internet of Simon X Fuma and it’s ehhhh it’s basically just porn with no plot which is kinda boring when you’re uh asexual and don’t get turned on and uh yeah

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mildlymoistq-tips

1 year ago

This is what you’re missing in Shmorp Mcdurgen’s epic server

get cursed

None of you have any idea what just happened.

Willow was streaming the Sims 4, and downloaded a murder mod and. Gabriel snapped Six's neck, Gabriel got hit by a car, then Jason voorhees showed up at their house, killed a few people before Thatcher snapped HIS neck then made food right after.

I witnessed this with my own eyes. I can't make this up.

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this is hell help i am in hell HOLY SHIT THATCHER AND JASON DANCE THEN THATCHER FUCKING KILLS HIM??!!

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theprayersthataremadeoutofgrass

3 years ago

"Liv, stay with me"

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.....................no one look at me no one talk to me…. i am in hell eo

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