Chickengoesmoo - The Ships Are Everywhere!!!

Oh no! Poor Mic!!

Have you ever considered drunk Aizawa accidentally eating croissant mic?

im crying just thinking about it

hello bnha community 

I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again but it is absolutely an example of civilizational inadequacy that only deaf people know ASL

“oh we shouldn’t teach children this language, it will only come in handy if they [checks notes] ever have to talk in a situation where it’s noisy or they need to be quiet”

If there really is glue under that helmet, how messed up is his neck from sleeping on it for years?! Someone help! That man is trapped! Rip it off like a bandage!

… not the head, the helmet…

Zack: No, really? What’s under the helmet?

Kunsel: Which helmet?

Zack: Your helmet?

Kunsel: This helmet?

Zack: Yes. That helmet.

Kunsel: You really want to know what’s under this *points to helmet* helmet?

Zack: Yes, I really want to know what is under that *points to helmet* helmet.

Kunsel: You want the truth?

Zack: Of course I want the truth!

Kunsel: You can’t handle the truth of what’s under this helmet.

Zack: I can handle the truth of what’s under that helmet.

Kunsel: you think you can handle the truth? *moves as if to take off the helmet while leaning close*

Zack: *moves closer, eyes gleaming with excitement* I know I can handle the truth!

Kunsel: *leans even closer* Glue.

(Later)

Zack: Man, I can't believe Kunsel won't show me his face.

Sephiroth: I've seen Kunsel's face.

Zack: You have?

Sephiroth: I have.

Zack: What does he look like??

Sephiroth: You wish to know what he looks like?

Zack: I wish to know what he looks like!

Sephiroth: You're curious about what's under his helmet?

Zack: Yes I'm curious!

Sephiroth: I'll tell you what Kunsel looks like.

Zack, gripping his shoulders: TELL ME WHAT KUNSEL LOOKS LIKE.

Sephiroth: He looks like Kunsel.

Zack:

*Looks at Rauru.*

*Looks at Sidon.*

U right! What’s with all these slutty tops?

Let him serve cunt.