I Wish I Could Swear Constantly But Not In A Weird, Helluva Boss Poorly Written Way, Like In A Mickey

i wish i could swear constantly but not in a weird, helluva boss poorly written way, like in a mickey milkovich way

ALSP WHY WAS THE DEVIL SO MEAN TO BILL WHEN HE THREW THEM BOTH BACK????

HE WAS GENTLE WITH TED, JUST A THUD AND THEN BILL WAS THROWN LILE HE WAS A BALL A DOG WAS CHASING.

watching bill & teds bogus journey and i giggle everyt9me they are in that personal hell place because ted is basically pn his hands and knees trying to fit and wall through the tunnels ajd all bill has to do is look down to fit

right guys i cant get my mind off of the lost boys current school au.

me and my bestmate have mate some other school au except for richtofen, dempsey, takeo and nikolai from cod zombies because she loves them and i know literaly nothing about them so i have prompts

like

i always imagine the boys having the WORST attendance ever, like the social services have threatened AND called to maxs house SO many times, and hes actually been fined twice becausw of the boys constantly skipping school

and even when they are in school, they are constantly wagging, like marko will post snaps of them all skipping in the disabled toilets or running away from slt and paul created some private story with the boys, star, micheal and othee kids from their classes called "wagging 😈" and almost everyone contributes to it, its like a little economy

the boys with vapes

the frog brothers also skip lesson sometimes, not as much as the boys, but social services have been called to their parents trailer like once or twice but their parents really dgaf and just wave them off

they dont post pictures of them skipping but they message and call sam ALL THE TIME, while hes IN lesson and hes had his phone taken off of him more times than he could count because of it ringing and buzzing in the middle of lesson

micheal came into the school halfway through year 10 and he was sat next to star in the first lesson which was maths, he freaked out and didnt talk to anyone and then since it was double maths between break, they went to break and came back and thats when he actually talked to star and became mates with her

then during lunch, star introduced him to the boys and he got into a little arguement with david and ran off for the rest of the day until the next where he actually hung out with them during lunch and break

and instead of the boys literally dying, its just them getting kicked out of the school for bullying everyone, especially alan, edgar, micheal and sam

we saw the little drawing of near again and i actually nearly CREWWWW SO FUCKING HARD hes so sweet aw awww awww he was the cutest kid ever i love him awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww aww awww awwww maternal feelings for near i just love him so much

im watching saiki k right now and i keep giggling to myself whenever saiki has a flashback to when he was a kid because he looks like hes just smoked 5 joints in a row

watching saiki k reawakened

" toritsuka's not used to being loved, "

kiss him then you pink pussy