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I Have The Desperate Urge To Be A Buff Gay Man In The Military Who Makes Out With A Rookie In The Back

I have the desperate urge to be a buff gay man in the military who makes out with a rookie in the back hall after a mission briefing knowing he probably won't make it back alive.

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This. This is why I downloaded tumbler.

A professor gave us an extra credit option: take a picture of yourself outside, doing something that you would not usually do. We were told not to take it too seriously. Here is my entry:

A Professor Gave Us An Extra Credit Option: Take A Picture Of Yourself Outside, Doing Something That

I maintain that sticking my head in the mailbox is not something I do on a regular basis.

This Is A Poem

this is a poem

3 years ago

Me sitting alone in my messy room at 2 am in the morning having a shit ton of work to do:...

*hears a notification from tumbler*

Me: OH FUCK- YANDERES

*notification about someone talking about random shit*

Me: Eh whatever, I wasn't busy anyways

*continues to read tumbler*

-morning-

Me: Ah shit-

Randomly pulls a 20 page thesis out my ass*

Me: perfect

My best friend: How do you manage your life like this?

Me: I dont. 😃


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3 years ago

Okay so I understand that I'm a shit writer- but hear me out...

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You feel your heart drop to the pit of your stomach. Two large white eyes peering at you from behind your window. Your mug long since shattered on the floor. Only the feeling of dread filled you now.

He found you.

You don't know how. Or even when, but he did. After settling down in a small town and living in peace for 7 years, you thought you were in the clear. Your mind letting him slip from your memories like a drop of water in the ocean.

But life always liked throwing you for a loop.

After 7 years. A man you thought to be dead, stands staring at you through that window. Now, out of all times, he came back.

The man you killed is staring at you through you bedroom window. On the second floor of your home. Waiting. Watching. Listening.

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I don't know- 😭 what do you guys think??

Just a random idea I thought up. Should I make it a series of drabbles?????


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