Stan: Alright, So I Have One Child

Stan: Alright, so I have one child

Stan: *points at Mabel, who's clinging to his leg*

Stan: who has to be touching me at all times. If she is not touching me at all times all hell breaks loose. Then I have another child-

Stan: *points at Dipper from across the room*

Dipper: *collapses from sleep deprivation*

Stan: who's determined to kill himself.

The ides of March is coming up what’s everyone getting me?

Mabel: hey Dip dot, do you have a bag I could borrow?

Dipper: The only bags I have are the ones under my eyes, and they're specifically designed to carry the burden of my existence

Mabel: literally all you had to do was say no

Information- Moon and Stars

Alright, so I’ve come to a decision about how I will right this story. Chapter 1 is now the prologue, incase you haven’t noticed. Chapter 1 and forth will take place starting in PoA. There will be flash backs to kind of show what happened in the past two books and Dipper and the twins’ first two years.

Next chapter will be coming out really soon, I promise.

Oh and I will start to make incorrect quotes for some of the characters in my story

Dipper: a good romance starts with a good friendship!

Bill: and a bad romance starts with a Ra-ra-ah-ah-ah Roma-roma-ma Gaga "ooh la-la" want your bad romance

Dipper:

Dipper: remind me why I married you again