The Trans!Player Hc But It He Has To Deal With Birth Control Pills Because... Cramps/periods N Stuff,

The trans!Player hc but it he has to deal with Birth Control pills because... cramps/periods n stuff, except it's incredibly difficult to get those when you've moved in with your crime-fighting friends and can't stay in one place very long.

I.e he has to ask Carmen to pick them up and she's mad, not because he's trans, but because "YOU NEED THIS MEDICINE! YOU SHOULD'VE TOLD ME SOONER!"

Also, Carmen and Ivy but they're super helpful when he's in pain.

I'm pretty sure we're actively in one???

(Aka the drama about the wiki being biased towards a certain ship)

so apparently the carmen sandiego fandom has had shipping wars

More Out-Of-Context Quotes From My CS AUs

Sonia, walking into the mindscape: Damn bitch, you live like this?

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Prime!Carmen, smirking: piecing things together. Aren't we, little one?

Player: *starts crying* 

Prime!Carmen: ... 

Prime!Carmen: awkward back pat 

-- Carmen: *insert trigedashling*

Prime!Player: .... 

Carmen: ... 

Prime!Player, who's SUPPOSED TO KNOW HIS NATIVE LANGUAGE: UHHH-

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Tigress, gesturing to a wounded... everybody, and then Player: This is why you don't give a cockroach a gun

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Carmen: *Makes herself an artificial nightblood* 

Nightblood!Player: Poser.

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Chief: How many royal bloods.... do you have? 

Carmen, slowly pushing Player behind her: JUST ME! TOTALLY JUST ME

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Player: Commanders don't run away! 

Carmen: Well it's a good thing your not a commander, ya little shit-

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Telepath: It's what you want, Player. 

Player: I want a nap, actually-

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Carmen, upon meeting Player IRL: Wait... you aren't one of those stereotypical orphans, are you? Player: Don't worry! I'm not!

Carmen: Oh thank go- 

Player: I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE PARENTS TO LOSE

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Player: Oh noooo we're breaking uppppp our signallllllll

Hive: I CAN SEE WHERE YOU ARE????? THAT ISN’T HOW THIS- 

Player: Oh nooooo we're going through a tunnel-

Hive: are you fucking kidding me

Tip: *snorts*

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Tigress, teaching Player something: violence isnt the answer 

Tigress: it's a question 

Tigress: AND THE ANSWER IS ALWAYS YES 

Carmen: NO

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King, after being beat up by Player: well, well, well, if it isnt the consequences of my own actions

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Nymeria, @ Player: your friends are gnc af 

Ivy: YOU ARE LITERALLY JUST HERE TO HELP US GET DRESSED STFU

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Tigress: Hey, what'd you buy? 

Player, snickering: *hands her a lil container of catnip* 

Tigress: ... 

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Ginger is one of the current fan-names for the kid Gray saved in Iceland.

Player, dropping his backpack on the table so Ginger can see what's written on it: God! These bullies are so... UGH! I don't even know what 'boyf' means!

Ginger: quietly places his backpack on the table to show it says 'riend' on it

Player, flustered:

Player: I HATE THIS FUCKING SCHOOL

thinking