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Yet another Player gets kidnapped AU but it’s Carmen burning all of VILE to the ground while looking for her kid
UndercoverOperative!Player AU but every time him and Carmen interact she has to try her hardest not to blow his cover by laughing because it’s like watching a puppy try to be intimidating.
Player, after being kidnapped:
If we don’t act actual information on Player’s backstory I’m rioting
Alternate Universe where Team Red [ minus Player and Shadowsan] are captured by VILE in TSONTS but it's actually just a way for me to get quotes from Dark Matter into CS
TW: Fear, implied violence and threats of violence, betrayal, begging, and brainwashing
Player, frantically: This is what I'm trying to tell you! You aren't cruel, savage people who'd sell a child to VILE just because they're 'inconvient'!
Carmen: Oh, it's not just because your 'inconvient'
Carmen, smirking: It's also for the money
ALSO
Player: I'm tired of being the scared little boy!
Player @ Carmen: It's *your* turn.
CS but it's that one episode of Dark Matter
TW's for panic, fear, brainwashing, and implied violence
Player: I'm stuck on a ship with three complete strangers
Player: So, WHAT THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO DO!?
Chief: I... have insufficient data to present a reasonable response...
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Chief: You said one of the others was a doctor, could they help?
Player: What if they did this!?
Chief: Why would they do that?
Player: I-I don't know! To capture Carmen? It happened before, with the- the brainwashing and- Chief: How would they get the supplies?
Player: I don't-
Chief: Why would they spare you?
Player: I DON'T KNOW! I have no idea what I'm supposed to do, or who I'm supposed to trust!
Chief: ... Then you're in a very difficult situation.
Player, sighing: Yeah, that much I figured out already...
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(Even though I've already said the next two)
Player: This is exactly what I've been saying! Your not cruel, vicious people who'd sell somebody into slavery just because they're an inconvenience
Carmen: Oh, it's not just because your an inconvenience
Carmen, smirking: It's also for the money
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Player: Something.. bad happened to you here...
Player, smirking: Didn't it, Blacksheep?
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Player: I'm tired of being the scared little boy!
Player: It's your turn.
I’m ranting to Toothy about this and have mentioned it before but:
AU where Player is either a villain or pretending to be one and Carmen has to act terrified but it... it doesn’t work, at all.
Player: *Insert evil villain monologue*
Carmen: *Snickers*
Player: Okay, you know what? What is it?!
Carmen: Sorry it's just- oh my god your so small... are you sure that cape is even your size?
Player: IT WAS THE SMALLEST THEY HAD, RED! --
Evil!Player, leaning against Carmen: Y'know, little red, this is really all your fau-
Carmen: *moves away*
Player: *Falls to the ground*
Carmen Sandiego Crack AU based on the events of S4 (spoilers, obv)
TW for kidnapping, brainwashing, and implied drugging
The faculty erased/rewrote a lot of Carmen's memories, but they had no reason to touch the early memories of her and Player. Since they met just before she went and joined the academy for the first time, but the faculty didnt know that, they have no reason to erase that far back.
My point is: Carmen remembers the early memories of her and Player.
She remembers him as a hacker and her best friend. So, now that she's faculty, why not bring him into the fold?
Of course... she doesnt really give him a choice. She nabs him with the cleaners in the middle of the night, then proudly shows him around his 'new home' when the sedatives wear off, happily proclaiming that he's now a VILE operative and she gave him a special fast-track to it.
(She doesn't really get the fact that maybe Player didnt appreciate being kidnapped from his home and basically forced to become a VILE operative)
The other faculty members are confused. Bellum guesses that maybe Carmen met Player after she left the island and he just slipped through the cracks. They want to bring him in (and maybe use the Truth Extracter on him) to question him and/or comb through Carmen's memories again, but are kept from doing so for several reasons:
A) Carmen would become suspicious if he suddenly disappeared or said something bad about them to her.
B) They cant bring Carmen in, because trying to fix this supposed error could destroy their carefully crafted web of lies.
C) Player is still shaken up from his... unorthodox recruitment, any further aggressive actions could make him attempt to escape from VILE entirely. (Which leads back to point A)
D) Despite everything, Player is, undeniably, a good hacker and an asset to VILE.
Player, meanwhile, sees this as an opportunity to get his best friend back, even if it means bring surrounded by VILE operatives for who knows how long.
The rest of TR is panicking, though. They've lost two of their strongest members and best friends. (Player does find a way to tell them he's okay, but it takes awhile)
(Credit to the people on CS 2.0 for letting me bounce this off then)
Incorrect Quotes/Out Of Context for my CS AUs
Player, @ the VILE operatives: every time I talk to you fuckers I take ten psych damage
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Tigress: player... what are you doing?
Player, flipping his sunglasses down while dumping chocolate syrup into a glass of milk: chocy milk helps the pain
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Player, surrounded by VILE operatives while Carmen talks about the new job she got him: THIS IS FINE
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The Faculty: You think you can just steal from us and get away with it?!
Player and Roundabout: Yeah.
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Zack: hypothetically, if Player bit me, how long would it take for.me to bleed out?
Carmen: depends on where and how deep, why are you-
Carmen: ... this isnt hypothetical, is it?
Zack: ...
Carmen: Zack please tell me this is hypothetical...
Zack: ..
Carmen, sighing: where are you guys?
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Player: I AM A WARRIOR! NIGHTBLOOD OF TRIKRU! I AM DESTINED TO BECOME THE NEXT-
Ivy: shut up lmao, your like twelve
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Ivy: it's not the first time we've poisoned you!
Player: THAT DOESNT MAKE IT ANY BETTER!
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Carmen, while waiting for Player: *Gets mauled by children*
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Shadowsan, sputtering: A- a descendant!?
Carmen: Yup! Player's my secret weapon... have you guys met before?
Descendant!Player, narrowing his eyes: Have we, ninja?
Shadowsan: *nervous sweating*
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Roundabout @ Player: arent you tired of being nice? Dont you just wanna go apeshit?
Later in said AU
Player: *goes apeshit*
Roundabout: NO NONONONONO
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The coyotes: GIVE THE DESCENDANTS BACK!
Carmen, standing behind like fifty half-mutant kids: I think you mean my * found family*
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Iterator!Zari, tearfully: we... found out... Crackle's got the rot... badly.
Iterator!Player: *sipping his Starbucks* Sucks to suck, I guess
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Player: Can I come [platonically] cuddle with you guys?
Carmen: No, you're injured and need to heal properly, so nap in the bed-
Player: *puppy eyes*
Carmen: motherfuc-
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Roundabout: So, can you do it?
Player, after thinking for a moment: If I say yes, what's going to keep you from killing me or my friends after I'm done?
Roundabout: Oh! Kid, you've got it all wrong. You see, if you do this, you'll prove to me that you're useful enough to keep around. If not...
Roundabout, deadpan: I definitely will kill you.
--
Carmen: So Roundabout basically looked at you and went "anybody gonna traumatizse this kid?" AND THEN DIDN'T WAIT FOR AN ANSWER!?
Player: That... about sums it up.
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Roundabout, gesturing to Player: Look! I made a VILE Operative!
Carmen: No, you ruined a perfectly good hacker is what you did, look at him! He's got a crackle rod!
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Roundabout: Listen, Player. THe faculty is powerful, but not all mighty. I can take them down... and all I need.. is a secret weapon.
Roundabout: And *your* going to be that weapon.
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Player, @ Carmen and Roundabout: You guys know what I like about chess? Sometimes, Pawns kill Kings
Player, texting TR in class: I'm bored :(
Ivy: kk, I'll fix it
**later**
Player, slamming the door open: WHO STOLE THE FUCKING PRINTER FROM SCHOOL?!
AU where everything’s the same but Chase gets introduced to Player and it goes like:
Chase: LE FEMME ROUGE! What are you doing near this school!? Are you trying to rob it of-
Player: *Runs out of the school and jumps into Carmen’s arms*
Chase: ...
Carmen, holding Player: He needed a ride home!
All of my AUs where Player is a villain are very dramatic, up until I remember how tall he is compared to literally everyone else.
More Out-Of-Context Quotes From My CS AUs
Sonia, walking into the mindscape: Damn bitch, you live like this?
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Prime!Carmen, smirking: piecing things together. Aren't we, little one?
Player: *starts crying*
Prime!Carmen: ...
Prime!Carmen: awkward back pat
-- Carmen: *insert trigedashling*
Prime!Player: ....
Carmen: ...
Prime!Player, who's SUPPOSED TO KNOW HIS NATIVE LANGUAGE: UHHH-
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Tigress, gesturing to a wounded... everybody, and then Player: This is why you don't give a cockroach a gun
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Carmen: *Makes herself an artificial nightblood*
Nightblood!Player: Poser.
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Chief: How many royal bloods.... do you have?
Carmen, slowly pushing Player behind her: JUST ME! TOTALLY JUST ME
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Player: Commanders don't run away!
Carmen: Well it's a good thing your not a commander, ya little shit-
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Telepath: It's what you want, Player.
Player: I want a nap, actually-
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Carmen, upon meeting Player IRL: Wait... you aren't one of those stereotypical orphans, are you? Player: Don't worry! I'm not!
Carmen: Oh thank go-
Player: I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE PARENTS TO LOSE
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Player: Oh noooo we're breaking uppppp our signallllllll
Hive: I CAN SEE WHERE YOU ARE????? THAT ISN’T HOW THIS-
Player: Oh nooooo we're going through a tunnel-
Hive: are you fucking kidding me
Tip: *snorts*
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Tigress, teaching Player something: violence isnt the answer
Tigress: it's a question
Tigress: AND THE ANSWER IS ALWAYS YES
Carmen: NO
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King, after being beat up by Player: well, well, well, if it isnt the consequences of my own actions
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Nymeria, @ Player: your friends are gnc af
Ivy: YOU ARE LITERALLY JUST HERE TO HELP US GET DRESSED STFU
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Tigress: Hey, what'd you buy?
Player, snickering: *hands her a lil container of catnip*
Tigress: ...
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Out-Of-Context Quotes From My CS AUs (PT.3)
Mainly Player
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Iterator!Player: Carmen! Look! I adopted two slugcats!
Iterator!Carmen: ... you... they're trying to eat your cables, Player.
Iterator!Player, gently holding the slugcat siblings: I love them, Carmen.
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Tigress: Yeah, he got sick, I don't know why, but I think it's ba-
Carmen, touching her earpiece: Tigress isn't lying, Player's here-
Ivy and Zack: *explode into the room from out of nowhere*
Tigress: WHAT THE FUCK
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Nightblood!Player: I hate you, and everything you stand for.
Chief, patting him on the head: That's nice, honey.
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Three dudes: If we team up, We can take care of the nightblood together!
Player, who's immune to the acid rain: ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT
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Carmen: stop going easy on me!
Player, clearly struggling: I'm not going easy! I'm just bad with a sword!
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Carmen: your better then this!
Player: well, you've got like ten more years of training on me, so I'm actually doing pretty good-
Carmen: I meant going against VILE! You're better then that!
Player: I'm really not.
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Ivy: And.. I'm so worried about my brother, y'know? Because without the money-
Carmen: *instantly becoming x1000 softer*
Carmen: How would you like a job with me?
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Two: Let me get this straight; our children, NONE OF WHOM ARE EVEN EIGHTEEN, are all alone out there?
Carmen: Don't.. forget about the fact that they have to save us, and not the other way around.
Rapunzel: Oh god! They're probably so scared, and worried, and-
Meanwhile
The children in question: *Are battling their fears, singing songs together, bonding, and saving the world*
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Carmen, grabbing Nightblood!Player: you cant compete in the conclave! You dont stand a chance against coach-
Nightblood!Player: Fos kom Ogeda: jok Yu, Yu deranged ostrich!
Carmen: did you just... call me a deranged ostrich?
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Player, after throwing up because he's sick: I'm s-
Tigress: If the next word out of your mouth is 'sorry' I will scream
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Hive: I would like you to join me-
Player, who just got kidnapped by VILE, learned Julia got kidnapped, too, and has now been kidnapped by Mutants and forcefully dragged to the one place he hates the most: CAN I PLEASE JUST TAKE A NAP FIRST!?
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Hive: Sorry for the... unorthodox delivery system-
Player, who just got carried by his hood like a kitten for several dozen miles: Ah, it's fine, IT'S NOT LIKE I WAS REPEATEDLY SMACKED AGAINST THE CONCRETE OR ANYTHING-
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Ivy, clambering over Zack to get to Vampire!Player: PLAYER! PLAYER!
Carmen: woah, okay, calm down guys. What's wrong?
Ivy: we need to know!
Zack: do vampires bite and then suck the blood out with their mouth? Or are their teeth just like straws?
Carmen: ... that is a valid question. Player?
Player:
Ivy, under her breath: the silence is damming
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Player: YOU GUYS CANT HOLD ME HOSTAGE
Animal!TR, who are currently using different methods to flop on him: ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT
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Ivy: Alright, which one of you gave Player knife hands???
Tigress: I did, he said he felt scared.
Ivy: WELL NOW I FEEL SCARED!
Tigress: Oh.. I'm sorry.... would you like knife hands too?
Carmen, lying to Player about her death: and nothing can go wrong!
Carmen, watching Player commit blood of sanctum 2.0: OH NO IT ALL WENT WRONG
Player almost dies/has a fakeout death except it's:
Player: Carmen, you can let go of me, I'm okay!
Carmen, hugging him tighter: YOU ALMOST DIED
She finally lets go of him, only for him to get immediately snatched up by Ivy and Z
Ginger is one of the current fan-names for the kid Gray saved in Iceland.
Player, dropping his backpack on the table so Ginger can see what's written on it: God! These bullies are so... UGH! I don't even know what 'boyf' means!
Ginger: quietly places his backpack on the table to show it says 'riend' on it
Player, flustered:
Player: I HATE THIS FUCKING SCHOOL
Commander!Player: I don't wanna go near the space rock.
Carmen: Why don't you wanna go near the space rock?
Commander!Player: Why don't I- CARMEN IT'S LOUD AND ANGRY!
Carmen, casually throwing her arm around Player's shoulder: Hey, how'd you like to be adopted?
HC that Player is very protective of his tech
Some VILE op (probably Tigress): *haphazardly throws around his laptop like juggling balls*
Player: *extreme distress*