Me, In A Snowstorm: GOD I FINALLY KNOW HOW VARIAN FEL-

Me, in a snowstorm: GOD I FINALLY KNOW HOW VARIAN FEL-

Storm: *makes loud, booming thunder noises that last for several seconds*

Me: I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT

Okay, what’s up with your AUs?

hhng. thinking about my tts/toh crossover aus at late hours of the night once again. PLEASE send me asks about them. yes i have two seperate tts/toh crossover aus. this is what happens when i’m allowed to be interested in multiple things at once

Little dumbass thinks she’s got biscuit rights in my bed and I’ll lay on the side of it so she can continue her work

And she is absolutely right

Varian: Ruddiger! Ruddiger!

Varian: *tired sigh*

Varian: Ppspspspspspsp

Ruddiger: FRIEND!

Varian: *removes Ruddiger from his lap so he can do something else*

Ruddiger: Father is...evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household

AU where it’s just A Medicine Called Christmas 2: a royal pain without the shippy bits:

Player, angrily: YOU ARE GOING TO HELP ME BRING BACK CHRISTMAS!

—

Player: And I’m going to do something NOBODY in the world will be able to ignore!

Carmen: Player, that’s- that’s genuinely terrifying, please think about what you’re-

Player, grinning: Pie!

Carmen: I-WHAT?

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Player: Oh... I didn’t realize that’s all it would take I uhh... feel a bit bad about Plan B Then...

Carmen, holding one of her Russian nesting dolls: Whats.. plan B?

Player: Well I-I MAY have kidnapped everybody-

Carmen: PLAYER!

Player: BUT THEYRE ALL SAFE AND HAPPY AND FINE!

—

Player: Oh I mean... are you okay because we can-

Carmen: Stuff it, Player. I can’t with you right now.

Player: : (

Carmen: Let’s just go do the stupid pie thing

Player: : )

I’m bored so here’s how Team Red VS The Raza Crew would go:

Spoilers ofc

Player would probably get the upper hand over ONLY Five IF he had a gun and she didn’t. but considering how she’s trained and he isn’t, in any other situation Player would lose to her or anyone else.

That being said: both Player and Five are expert hackers and it’s doubtful Player wouldn’t try to talk, escape, or otherwise avoid a physical fight.

Basically: It’s unlikely Player would win a one-on-one fight, as only Five is close to his skill level with fighting. But, him and Five doing a whole hacker-war thing would put them on equal ground and skill levels. (Even if you add up that they’re technologies wouldn’t line up exactly.)

Ivy and Zack could probably take down One or Six if they worked together, but they’d have to take into consideration the fact that The Raza carries guns, but they don’t. Which means they’ll probably be being shot at, but they COULD overpower certain members of The Raza.

Next up: the ninjas. Shadowsan and Four are probably on equal ground skill wise from what we’ve seen in their respective shows. However, one key difference would make the fight more difficult: Four would most likely be aiming to kill, Shadowsan wouldn’t.

Despite this, I think they’d end up in a stalemate until either one of them can get the upper hand, or somebody’s teammates steps in. I can’t quite consider either of them winning, but I think Four might.

Two VS Carmen would be... a struggle. Carmen’s had an entire lives worth of training, but Two isn’t a human, she’s artificial. Because of this, I don’t think Carmen would be able to win a fight against her, but she would be able to put up a good fight.

In conclusion: The Raza would most likely win, mostly due to everyone’s training compared to that of Team Red’s members.

Team Red would also be at two other major disadvantages:

1. They don’t have guns, but it’s confirmed that The Raza’s crew almost always has guns on their person at all times.

2. The crew of the Raza would be most likely aiming to kill, Team Red wouldn’t.

That being said, if they could figure out a solid game plan, Team Red could probably get the upper hand. But, logically, Carmen and Two would most likely talk things out as their respective team leaders before letting it came to blows.