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Eugene: Are you this rude to everyone?

Cass: Yup.

Cass: Don’t think you’re special.

Lance: when I was

Eugene: a young boy

Cass: my father

Varian: ATE AN ENTIRE LEMON. HE DIDN’T SQUEEZE IT OUT ONTO ANYTHING. HE DIDN’T CUT IT INTO PIECES. HE DIDN’T EVEN TAKE THE SKIN OFF. HE JUST STUFFED THE ENIRE THING INTO HIS MOUTH AND SWALLOWED. I’VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING ELSE SO HORRIBLE IN MY LIFE.

Rapunzel: to see a marching band!

Eugene: You know how I feel?

Eugene: I feel like slapping the biggest idiot here!

Cass: Eugene, stop!

Cass: Self abuse is NOT okay—

Flynnpostor: *dresses to look like Eugene*

Eugene: Okay, are you like BLIND? You look nothing like me. First off, I'm way taller. Secondly, I DO NOT look so sleep deprived and lastly, if you could drag a comb through that hair you're like a 7 on a good day and I've been told I'm a constant 10.

Varian: Good morning, Dad.

Quirin: Good morning, problem child.

Eugene: *texting Cassandra* can u peer pressure me into doing work

Cassandra: Do it or you’re straight.

Eugene: i said pressure not THREATEN

Cassandra: But seriously, what’s the real plan here that has to do with not fucking around?

Eugene: There is no plan that does not involve fucking around. But I will make sure all of our fucking around will be applied in a constructive direction.

Varian: What good can I say about someone trying to kill us?

Rapunzel: Aw, Varian... if you’re stuck, why not try... saying something you wish someone would say to you?

Varian: ...

Varian: ‘You are unbanned from free ham sandwich day.’

Stan: Now I’m going to go home and sleep with my wife.

Pete: I hate it when he calls me that…

Varian: Ruddiger! Ruddiger!

Varian: *tired sigh*

Varian: Ppspspspspspsp

Ruddiger: FRIEND!

Varian: *removes Ruddiger from his lap so he can do something else*

Ruddiger: Father is...evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household