What? Projecting Onto My Comfort Characters And OCs? NEVER

What? Projecting onto my Comfort Characters and OCs? NEVER

Anyways, remember when Carmen basically left all of her material possessions behind when she left VILE? That had to have hurt, let’s talk about that for five paragraphs

AU where it’s just A Medicine Called Christmas 2: a royal pain without the shippy bits:

Player, angrily: YOU ARE GOING TO HELP ME BRING BACK CHRISTMAS!

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Player: And I’m going to do something NOBODY in the world will be able to ignore!

Carmen: Player, that’s- that’s genuinely terrifying, please think about what you’re-

Player, grinning: Pie!

Carmen: I-WHAT?

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Player: Oh... I didn’t realize that’s all it would take I uhh... feel a bit bad about Plan B Then...

Carmen, holding one of her Russian nesting dolls: Whats.. plan B?

Player: Well I-I MAY have kidnapped everybody-

Carmen: PLAYER!

Player: BUT THEYRE ALL SAFE AND HAPPY AND FINE!

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Player: Oh I mean... are you okay because we can-

Carmen: Stuff it, Player. I can’t with you right now.

Player: : (

Carmen: Let’s just go do the stupid pie thing

Player: : )

Carmen Sandiego and Dark Matter crossover where Player and Five are just running around the Raza putting out literal fires and trying to keep things from exploding.

Meanwhile, Team Red and the rest of the Raza are literally threatening anyone and everyone because they can’t find their kids

I’m sad so here’s the songs from my current sad playlist and why they’re there:

(It’s called “Wine, Dine, and Cry” btw)

Pardon Me - He Is We

Purely for the whole “I’m slowly getting over you” aspect.

Fine! - Mal Blum

It has a calming, soft tune. The repeated lines of “You’re gonna be fine, you’re gonna be tip top shape and top in toes and fine” also helps me

Anxiety Song - Human Petting Zoo

I don’t have sacrifice myself for you, I don’t have to give up everything to make you pleased.

Interlude: I’m not angry anymore - Paramore

Not sure why, I just... sort of like it? “All of my worthless rage”

Not What I Meant - Dodie

A lot of her songs are pretty calming, but I have this one in my playlist for the line “I’ll do it if I have too.”

No Children - The Mountain Goats

I’m not a vindictive person, but sometimes I really just want to hurt you for what you did to us. It sort of.. reminds me of that thought

ART IS DEAD - Bo Burnham

Found it from Tiktok, I placed it in there for a couple lines, but the whole general theme of it just sort of... helps?

Sweet Hibiscus Tea - Penelope Scott

My anger is sweet and justified.

Bruno Is Orange

A sickly sweet sort of thing? The louder bit at the end can help me focus and ground me a fair bit.

My Mother’s Car - MX Makintosh

I really like the simple design of it, but also the line “I know that I’ll be alright, but I can’t really breathe so I’m in fight or flight.”

I’m tired and I hate this song - Cyberbully Mom Club

Not sure, but it’s nice.

You make me cry :(

why am i clown while my partner and best friend are both rubber ducks

Varian: Ruddiger! Ruddiger!

Varian: *tired sigh*

Varian: Ppspspspspspsp

Ruddiger: FRIEND!

Varian: *removes Ruddiger from his lap so he can do something else*

Ruddiger: Father is...evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household