Fingon Was A Highly Accomplished Painter In Valinor And His Works Were So Realistic People Often Tried

Fingon was a highly accomplished painter in Valinor and his works were so realistic people often tried to walk into his landscapes and talk to his portraits. His work could be seen all over Valinor as he was often asked to decorate public spaces, people’s homes, and the palaces of kings. This became a problem after Alqualonde when Finarfin decreed his work was not to be destroyed and later found out there was a naked Maedhros in every single one.

Russingon! 

Sauron’s First age elf ratings:

Feanor: husband stealer -5/10

Maedhros: squishy, screams loudly 7/10

Fingon: stole favourite prisoner 2/10

Celegorm/Curufin: commited grave sin of letting Lúthien leave to fuck shit up 0/10

Lúthien: FUCK NO. SCARY AS HELL -1000/10

Thingol: has scary wife 1/10

Finrod: tasty 9/10

Fingolfin: hurt husband -2/10

Turgon: unreasonably paranoid 3/10

Maeglin: whiny 6/10

Gil-Galad : who is he?? 1/10

Galadriel: too close to Melian -1/10

Elrond/Elros: mini Lúthien x2 -20/10

Eärendil: killed favourite dragon -30/10

Caranthir!

Caranthir dislikes people. And animals. And plants that need to be watered more than once a month. And everything that isn’t embroidery or economics. And his temper is short enough that everybody knows it. He also has a habit of making ridiculously elaborate schemes to avoid people- his most famous involved a sack of flour, a bungee cord, and a bag of frozen peas. No-one was at all surprised when what he did in Beleriand came out.

(basically Caranthir is what would happen if Edmund Blackadder and the Queen of Hearts somehow had a child.)

Finrod

Finrod as a child used to cry if he stepped on an ant, so when it came out he died tearing a werewolf’s throat out with his teeth everyone in Valinor did a collective double take because what the fuck

So, I just sent off my UCAS application for university and now I’m freaking out, so that’s fun