Sauron Did Obeisance To Enw And Abjured All Of His Evil Deeds

Sauron did obeisance to Eönwë and abjured all of his evil deeds

Or, Bird-boy wants his ex back, and said ex is completely willing to take advantage of this so he has a cushy place to live until his boyfriend comes back from the Void. Or at least, he was until he actually had to take responsibility for his actions

You didn’t think I would bother with something as redundant as organs, did you?

A maiar’s fana is like vacuum packing themselves within their skin

Gil-Galad and Elrond, aka average height elf meets elf with an average height for a human

I ship these two plus Celebrian so much, I swear

Sauron’s First age elf ratings:

Feanor: husband stealer -5/10

Maedhros: squishy, screams loudly 7/10

Fingon: stole favourite prisoner 2/10

Celegorm/Curufin: commited grave sin of letting Lúthien leave to fuck shit up 0/10

Lúthien: FUCK NO. SCARY AS HELL -1000/10

Thingol: has scary wife 1/10

Finrod: tasty 9/10

Fingolfin: hurt husband -2/10

Turgon: unreasonably paranoid 3/10

Maeglin: whiny 6/10

Gil-Galad : who is he?? 1/10

Galadriel: too close to Melian -1/10

Elrond/Elros: mini Lúthien x2 -20/10

Eärendil: killed favourite dragon -30/10

Manwe doesn’t really do facial expressions, but storms happen when he’s very excited or happy, a fact that no-one bothered to tell the Eldar when they first arrived in Valinor. Finwe always swore he thought Manwe was going to smite him for simply existing, when in actuality it was his equivalent of dancing around with glee.

I’m thinking about starting to take commissions, is that something people would be interested in?