At One Point Someone (curumo) Got Aiwendil Absolutely Smashed And Then Someone Else (olorin) Bet He Probably

At one point someone (curumo) got Aiwendil absolutely smashed and then someone else (olorin) bet he probably couldn't shape this really cool animal/plant while the valar were distracted (by mairon and eonwe), and that's why middle earth animals can do weird things like Beorn's dogs walking on their hind legs all the time .

Adding onto this, Manwe's maiar are just hattifatteners. Eonwe has absolutely accidentally electrocuted someone (probably arafinwe) on more than one occasion

Maglor in the third age is basically just the Groke from Moomins, except instead of freezing people he sings at them. Occasionally if an elven travelling party light a campfire he'll just...show up. He'll stare at people until they leave him alone at the fire.

Horrible Histories Monarch song but it's the Noldor and just a long list of '-Finwe'

Is Finrod's death in Tol-in-Gaurhoth supposed to be a Loki killing Baldr parallel? Because it really feels like a Loki killing Baldr parallel

Angbang in the Tma-verse

Mairon would be such a good fit for the Beholding with his whole eye motif, but I also think he'd sucker punch Elias on sight just for daring to insinuate that the eye should be green instead of his customary red.

The cult of the lightless flame would be Melkor's jam though. Destroying things other people hold dear is his whole thing, Melkor would absolutely be down for it.

Could I get some art of my Unicorn OC Auraine based off our conversation? Thanks!!

Here you go, I hope you like it!