Aiwendil And Mairon Learned To Fly When Eonwe Threw Them Off Taniquetil - Tumblr Posts
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At one point someone (curumo) got Aiwendil absolutely smashed and then someone else (olorin) bet he probably couldn't shape this really cool animal/plant while the valar were distracted (by mairon and eonwe), and that's why middle earth animals can do weird things like Beorn's dogs walking on their hind legs all the time .
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tolkein
silmarillion
maiar shenanigans
maiar looking like calm serene servants of the valar to elves but actually theyre all batshit crazy in their downtime
aiwendil and mairon learned to fly when eonwe threw them off taniquetil
curumo and osse created underwater volcanoes in a pissing contest
eonwe ilmare and arien discovered they could set fire to things really easily if they wanted to and proceded to burn down irmos garden