Adding Onto This, Manwe's Maiar Are Just Hattifatteners. Eonwe Has Absolutely Accidentally Electrocuted

Adding onto this, Manwe's maiar are just hattifatteners. Eonwe has absolutely accidentally electrocuted someone (probably arafinwe) on more than one occasion

Maglor in the third age is basically just the Groke from Moomins, except instead of freezing people he sings at them. Occasionally if an elven travelling party light a campfire he'll just...show up. He'll stare at people until they leave him alone at the fire.

So, I’ve just moved into uni, and don’t know when I’ll be ‘regularly’ posting, things are a bit overwhelming right now

There's absolutely no textual evidence for it, but I believe with all my heart that Eonwe's personality is Shakespeare's Puck and Ariel mashed together in the worst ways possible.

I like to think that Thranduil eventually gains a reputation of being The Best Elvenking East Of The Sea and that Legolas makes him a little badge with the title on. Galadriel seethes in rage every time she sees it.

Daily Dracula is absolutely wonderful and I'm having a lot of fun with it, but my god I can't stop imagining Jonathan Harker as having Arafinwe's face. Just the general sense of THIS IS FINE as horrifying things start to happen around them

At one point someone (curumo) got Aiwendil absolutely smashed and then someone else (olorin) bet he probably couldn't shape this really cool animal/plant while the valar were distracted (by mairon and eonwe), and that's why middle earth animals can do weird things like Beorn's dogs walking on their hind legs all the time .