Im Gonna Put This On My Jean Jacket. But In Spanish. Si Te Gustan Mis Tetas, Deberas Ver Mi Polla

Im gonna put this on my jean jacket. But in spanish. “Si te gustan mis tetas, deberías ver mi polla”

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Me voy a poner esto en mi chaqueta vaquera. Pero en español.

Posting this as its own post bc I'm so proud of myself for making this

They are turning the freaking frogs gays

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Están convirtiendo a las malditas ranas gay

She hitting it different now.. Changed her name to Amphidex. Gotten Silly with it during the transition. Good for her, Good for her.

I cant relax!

Quiero enumerar todo lo que necesito hacer. Tengo demasiado calor en mi dormitorio. Abriré una ventana. La basura está llena. La ropa sucia está en un rincón. No he estado comiendo comidas completas, más bien patatas fritas, pepinillos, pretzels y crema. ¡Me encanta la crema! No sé cómo relajarme, es verdad. Escuché mucho para mis clases. Mis compañeros no van a leer todo eso. ¿Cómo puedes escribir notas sobre todo eso? Espero recordar algo de ello.

I want to list everything that I need to do. I am too hot in my bedroom. ill open a window. The trash is full. Dirty clothes are in the corner. I havent been eating full meals, more like chips, pickles, pretzels and cream. I love cream! I dont know how to relax its true. I listenied to a lot for my classes. My classmates are not going to read all that. How can you write notes on all that? I hope I remember some of it.

#AL9000 Daisy x Hatsune Miku colab!!!

Hatsune Miku visits her dying grandfather (IBM 704) in the hospital (2023 colorized)

Turing is sleeping very soundly tonight

Barista ❌- Cant follow more than 3 steps at a time. I also cant understand people when they list things.

A boss of mine suggested i try to become a barista and i responded by saying “when have you seen me follow a list of instructions? Would you trust me to carry out an actual starbucks recipe?” She hesitated for a moment and just agreed with my logic. Bless her heart.

Viable transgendered careers and why I cannot pursue them

Video essayist ❌ - cant read

Dj ❌ - only song I know is twinkle twinkle little star

Model ❌ - I’m too pretty it wouldn’t be fair to the other girls

Sad gitar singer ❌ - can’t spell gutar

Furry programmer ❌ - my hair is too thick and luscious to wear the cat ear headset