More Websites Need To Be Structured Like Tumblr. Like, Yes Tell Me The Hashtag I Followed That Caused

more websites need to be structured like tumblr. like, yes tell me the hashtag i followed that caused this post to appear on my dash. tell me if someone is my mutual. i appreciate it.

seriously, what's the best way to tell someone you think about them all the time??? In like, a platonic way???

broke: channing tatum sucks at a french accent

woke: gambit is cajun. cajuns just sound like that man. idk what to tell you. iirc he even got “sha” right (as opposed to the french pronunciation of chère). he doesn’t sound the way his dialogue is portrayed in the comics bc in the comics they just threw in some chère’s and some non’s and called it a day. channing tatum had the accent DOWN PAT

I don't remember writing this? Like, legitimately?? Still funny as hell I stand by it

what i want to know is how the hell did they make monty's actor look like if a crow was a person. how. there's no way he was just born like that

*grips your shoulders tightly* listen to me. you HAVE to make stobin weirder, okay? you have to make them the embodiment of that Secret Third Thing™️. they’re those cats at a shelter that you can’t separate for anything. make them do examinations of each others bodies cause they’re worried about a health issue. make them share a single piece of gum. make them swap pronouns and names and clothes on a regular basis. make them shower together. i need one of the kids to call for steve in a different room and have robin come to help instead because they’re one person. i need steve to show up to work wearing robins tag cause she’s too sick to come in. they have to get weirder, do you understand? it’s for their health.

My greatest strength would probably be the ability to watch things backwards. If I like it enough and the characters have clawed their way into my heart plot doesn't matter. Timelines don't matter. Just give me the dopamine and everyone wins