Hopper Accidentally Becomes The Biggest Ally In Hawkins Out Of Hatred For Mike Wheeler. El Wants To Date

Hopper accidentally becomes the biggest ally in Hawkins out of hatred for Mike Wheeler. El wants to date Max? Perfect, Mike is terrified of Max. El wants to date Max and Lucas? Even better, more people to keep Mike away. Will comes out to Joyce and Hop? Hopper is immediately studying up on gay culture and flagging so he can find him a Hop ApprovedTM boyfriend. He sees that nice boy Gareth cuff his jeans one time and starts inviting him to family dinner. Mike seems annoyed that Steve is spending more time with Munson? A pamphlet titled “Accepting your Bisexuality” finds its way into Steve’s jacket pocket. Hopper has never seen Mike as furious as the day Steve and Munson arrive at dinner holding hands. It’s a good day. Hopper isn’t sure how Nancy dating the Buckley girl will annoy Mike, but he’s willing to give it a shot.

seeing the new Deadpool Wolverine movie with no prior knowledge of the x men in any form I can say 100% that I was delighted to discover that wolverine has little hair horn thingys and also his last name is howlett??

May I just say, a HUGE part of why b99 is so appealing to me is that every character is so obviously neurodivergent and I can relate to literally everyone like

tell me just one person on the main cast who wasn't i'll fight you

My greatest strength would probably be the ability to watch things backwards. If I like it enough and the characters have clawed their way into my heart plot doesn't matter. Timelines don't matter. Just give me the dopamine and everyone wins

underrated part of deadpool and wolverine is when logan asks if wade has ever been tested for adhd. because yeah.

We should return to the barter system so I can trade a whole bunch of friendship bracelets for cool rocks and art and stuff. I'll bake some bread for a cat drawimg or do you want some box cake? I can do that too