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Being Amy & Jake’s Child Would Include
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Being Amy and Jake’s son/daughter would include.. {Brooklyn 99}
For the most part, it’s the best thing ever
They are really good parents, loving and caring
It might not seem like it, but they give great advice
You can count on them if you need anything
They will be supportive if you have a problem
Listen to you and be very open and thoughtful
They definitely take your feelings into consideration
They aren’t extremely affectionate, but you still feel loved
Amy tells you she loves you a lot, Jake not as often
He is trying to, though, because he loves you with all his heart
He just has a bit of trouble expressing it, especially with words
There are definitely a lot of hugs, your favorite are the triple ones
When one of them hugs you and the other one just joins in
Meeting everyone at the precinct and hanging out with them
Especially with Terry’s and Charles’ kids, you adore them
But you have looked after Cheddar several times too
And you love Holt and Kevin, as well as Charles, Terry and Gina
And Rosa is just like your cool badass aunt, she’s awesome
Family escapades with Jake and Amy, to theme parks and cool places
There are a few things that annoy you so much about your parents
Being embarrassed by them, especially by your dad
He literally enjoys embarrassing you, it’s so amusing to him
And Amy will have to tell him off ‘Come on, Jake…’
Just to avoid you dying from embarrassment right there and then
You’re also grossed out when they kiss, even if it’s something innocent
Jake uses this as a weapon when he wants you to go to your room
‘You can’t stop me from loving your mom, Y/N!’ ‘Fine, I’m leaving!’
Deep down you think it’s sweet and cute, but still embarrassing
The worst part about them being your parents is the worry
Sure, they worry about you and try to be the best their can
They are protective about you and want nothing to happen to you
But being cops, you are always worrying about their wellbeing
Still, you are so proud of what they do
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Barty and Evan are Pimento and Rosa coded from Brooklyn 99
I SAID WHAT I SAID
FEAR ME
I just finished season 4 of b99 (the last season they have on netflix) and I am DEVESTATED i cant watch the rest
Yo guys I am doing headcanon asks woo!!
Send a character in my ask box and I'll give a completely random headcanon that I have for them
Fandoms I know well enough to do this for: My Hero Academia, Spy x Family, Demon Slayer, Brooklyn 99, The Amazing Digital Circus, Dead Plate, Sonic the Hedgehog, The Bad Batch, The Renegades trilogy, Helluva Boss/Hazbin Hotel
B99 orientation headcanons cuz I'm bored:
Jake: Bi
Amy: Straight ally or bi
Boyle: Pan
Rosa: Bi (Canon), demigirl
Terry: Straight ally
Gina: Unlabeled, but queer
Holt: Gay (Canon)
Kevin: Gay (Canon)
Adrian: Pan, trans (???)
Judy: Straight ally
Hitchcock: "A hole is a hole"
Skully: Doesn't know what a sexuality is
Yo guys I am doing headcanon asks woo!!
Send a character in my ask box and I'll give a completely random headcanon that I have for them
Fandoms I know well enough to do this for: My Hero Academia, Spy x Family, Demon Slayer, Brooklyn 99, The Amazing Digital Circus, Dead Plate, Sonic the Hedgehog, The Bad Batch, The Renegades trilogy, Helluva Boss/Hazbin Hotel
Headcanons for Boyle from Brooklyn 99?
I can see him being VERY into kpop and jpop, but especially Hatsune Miku
Like, he's got the Miku merch, he's got a Miku cosplay, and if he sees Miku themed products in public, he HAS to buy it
He's hoping to convert Nikolaj to Miku-ism by slowly playing more and more of her songs around him
ok, so im rewatching b99 for like the 3rd time and i noticed smth interesting. so in s3ep14 karen peralta, its jakes birthday and his mum makes him blue cake, his favourite, and i mean the other times i watched it i didnt even think about it, but considering that percy jackson is very fresh in my mind due to the new series on disney, my mind clocked it and i was like, blue cake! like not a particular flavour, just blue cake! and then u hav the parallel of jake having an absent father, the same way percy had an absent father, just the symbolism of blue food ig
#rosa diaz and roy kent are basically the exact same person
a family can be a mother, a son, an uncle, and a garrus
One of the shortest, but funniest cold opens for the show change my mind.
beacon nine nine (2/?)
Jackie: And I figured PR would be the easiest path to launching my reality show "Jackie said go".
Donna: I thought your reality show was to be called "Jackie in a bottle".
Jackie: No, that was my fragrance line, keep up!
Eric, after coming back from Africa: I've been through hell.
Jackie: Big deal, I worked at the Cheese Palace at the mall for a whole year. So not only have I been through hell, I was assistant manager there.
Jackie: I do not have a crush on Steven.
Donna, holding up a piece of paper: You doodled your wedding invitation.
Jackie: No, that's our joint tombstone.
Donna: My mistake.
*Red and Kitty are having problems*
Hyde: You two just need to bone.
Eric: *panic*
Red: What did you say?
Eric, whispering: Don't say it again.
Hyde: I said you two need to bone.
Red: How. Dare. You. Steven J. Hyde. I PUT A ROOF OVER YOUR HEAD!
*5 minutes later*
Red: BONE?!
*10 minutes later*
Red: What happens in my bedroom, Steven, is none of your business.
*21 minutes later*
Red: BONE?!
*40 minutes later*
Red: Don't ever speak to me like that again. [leaves the room]
Eric: Why would you do that?
Hyde: Now he knows, problem solved. You're welcome.
Jackie: I was born for politics.
Jackie: I have great hair, and I love lying.
Introduction:
My Name is Flynn
I'm 20
He/They
I am apart of many Fandoms
Fandoms I'm apart of:
The MCU
The Umbrella Academy
Bullet Train
Midsommar
Stranger Things
Brooklyn 99
I'm a writer but I'm not great at it. If you're under the age of 18 I ask you kindly not to interact with my writing unless it's labeled SFW.
What I will write for:
characters:
Marvel
Moon Knight
Miles Morales
Loki
Miguel O'hara
Hobie Brown
Arthur Harrow
Peter Parker
Yelena Belova
Natasha Romanoff
Scott Lang
Our Flag Means Death
Izzy Hands
Jim
Umbrella Academy
Diego Hargreaves
Klaus Hargreaves
Bullet Train
Tangerine
Midsommar
Pelle
Stranger things
Peter Ballard
Brooklyn 99
Jake Peralta
Rosa Diaz
Scream0
Billy Loomis
Stu Macher
Ethan Landry
Mickey Altieri
One Piece
Buggy The Clown
Mihawk
Five Nights at Freddy's
William Afton
Mike Schmidt
Genres:
Fluff
Angst
Headcanons
Yandere
What I will not write for:
Cheating Tropes
Age Regression
When it comes to my writing:
I will take any requests to write about characters that are not on the list as long as I'm comfortable with writing about them. (If you don't know just ask me) My writing takes about 5-7 days to finish so if I don't write something you requested right away give me time. I ask again that people under 18 stay off my page because there will be dark content and foul language used on my posts so please don't interact.
That's all about me and what to expect on here!
