My Poor Attempt At A Joke - Tumblr Posts
Tim, eating a snickers: So, I was thinking!
Ra's, drinking wine: That must have cost you quite an effort, dear
Tim: You're so mean
Tim: Anyway. I was thinking, eh, well - marriage!
Ra's: Marriage?
Tim: Yeah, you know. Weddings and stuff. We should have one. Not like we can get it legally, but a party would be nice. I want one.
Ra's: Do you not consider us married?
Tim: Not really?
Ra's, realizing Timothy has seen him as "his old boyfriend" for 150 years and panicking: ...Oh
Tim: I will - leave. You are doing that scary face you make every time you want to destroy something
Ra's, way too eager: A wedding is - fine
Tim, surprised: Cool!
Ubu: OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! 😭
Tim, breaking in Ra's' office: "We need to talk"
Ra's: "Beloved, as much as I adore our meetings, I'm currently rather occupied - "
Tim, huffing: "I don't care. And trust me, you will want to defend yourself before I ask someone else"
Ra's: "... What is it?"
Tim: "Imagine my delightful surprise when, while updating your old ass softwares and doing back ups of your database, I found this"
*Tim pulls out photo of Dinah and Ra's kissing*
Ra's: "..."
Tim: "..."
Ra's: "It's not what you're thinking"
Tim: "Oh, f*ck you! 800 years alive and you can't make up a better answer?"
Ra's: "But it is not what you're assuming"
Tim: "It looks like you were head over heels over Dinah's big tits, lied to her about who you were, pretended to be a rich eccentric widowed millionaire and proposed marriage to her!"
Ra's: "... It might be what you're thinking!"
Tim: "Ra's!"
Ra's: "It was years ago! I would have shared that with you hadn't I known you would react like this"
Tim: "So you say this is my fault? How many exes have you hidden from me!?"
Ra's: "... I do not keep count of the people I bed, Timothy. Yet I promise Dinah is the only fiancee I didn't told you about. I have shared the names and deaths of every spouse that was part of my life."
Tim: "Are you sure?"
Ra's: "Do you doubt me?"
*Tim pulls out picture of Ra's with a kidnapped Diana, kissing her*
Ra's: "This is defamation "
Tim: "I'm so gonna kill you, old man!"
Ra's: "I swear they are the only ones I didn't tell you about. I even told you about Evelyn!"
Tim: "Because I was there when you married Evelyn, you geriatric idiot!"
Ra's: "There's no need to fight. I didn't marry Dinah nor Diana, and whatever feelings we had, they disappeared as fast as they came. They were lovely companions, but not..."
*Tim pulls out picture of Ra's and Ivy kissing*
Tim: "🙂"
Ra's: "Er, she drugged me?"
Tim: "You know what? I don't even want to keep going on with this"
Ra's: "Timothy, wait..."
Tim, on the doorframe: "Actually, one last thing"
Ra's: "... And that is?"
Tim, smirking: "I lied. I did sleep with Jean-Paul many times. I guess you're right to be jealous"
*Insert Ra's' scream of horror here*
JeanTim: **happens**
Jason: "Jilted for a holier-than-thou hermit? How does Tim dare to refuse me? Is this a sick game meant to torture my heart?"
Dick: "... I think Tim just likes them religiously traumatized, tbh"
Got home to hear mom complaining if I started smoking again. I never left smoking.
I fucking forgot that it is the season of pumpkin spice latte. Damn it now I need to travel all the way to Starbucks to fulfill my stupid cravings.
How tf Lana made it aesthetically pleasing when she said, “you are born in December and I’m born in June, yeah.”
Like we know that John’s bday is on December and Lana’s on 21st June but HOW DID SHE MADE IT AESTHETICALLY PLEASING?!
“You are born in November and I’m in May, yeah.”
Bitch hell nay that’s straight up ridiculous and outrageously annoying.
The pull and pray game is testing my limitations as I’m confused whether I’m a victim of the devilish spotting or my uterus being an abusive cunt.
Chimney: *exasperated, just tryna drink his coffee*Oh for gods sake, guys just get a room already!
Buck: It's so hot here * unbuttons shirt*
Eddie: why do you unbutton my shirt?
Buck: Because i can see how those babies need to breathe *touches and tugs Eddie's chest hair*
Askghjdfhgd buck so would but eddie would unbothon bucks shirt right back because he can't be the only one with his tiddies out
I wish they still made in space sequels, this would have been funny af.
I made this one after episode 11 haha
What do you call an suicidal lgbtq+ person?
Queer today, gone tomorrow
Me to the ending of Duty after school
Me to the ending of COD 3
Made this back in high school during Covid.
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Getting meta, or maybe simply analytical.