Confusedchildwithasword - The L O R E

Kijin doesn’t like snakes

Just thinking like, imagine how fucked up it would be if the spirit of the hero only has the same view of the world of hyrule as the player does, like your only allowed into the world when there’s trouble and as soon as the trouble is gone your thrown back to the void just for a few seconds later waking up in a new body with none of the things you spent days searching for and now you have to do it all over again and oh yeah by the way all of the people you just befriend a few days ago have all died and have been dead for centuries

Just that over and over and over again

Because in total to complete all the legend of Zelda games it’s like-

and those numbers are if you’re playing it straight , no breaks no nothing so times that all by 12 and you have a rough estimate on how long it actually took link to finish those quest and subsequently get booted out of the body he was inhabiting at the time

In total from I guess cannon being total completion would roughly be 1277 hours

Then times that by 12 (I think) to add the fact that he probably needed to sleep when possessing a body

You get 15324, that converted to days is a whopping 638.5 days aka 1.749 years

This concludes my essay

Ok UPDATE on this post I should have divided

Number is around 106 and a half days my bad

collection of some loz origin au stuff i've been chipping away at for awhile now ^_^ with a healthy amount of dunmeshi insp for good measure LOL (the ooccoo isnt relevant she's just here for size comparison purposes)

feat my beloved good friend @linkvcr's hylia design also. because i am obsessed with her and you should be too 🫵

Is it still technically billford if it’s technically a different character?

For anyone who makes Gravity Falls fanart, having this is absolutely AMAZING!