Yall Think The Gods Take Classics Classes For Fun

Yall think the gods take classics classes for fun

Pre game Mituna had the personality of either Technoblade, Wilbur Soot, or Dream and there is no in between you CANNOT convince me otherwise

Okay so idk if YouTuber aus are still a thing anymore but fuck it.

Zukka modern au but it's still set in the atla-verse. Sokka is a YouTuber who probably has idk a popular gaming channel or something I guess, he seems like he'd be That Guy

He talks about his boyfriend sometimes but never in much detail. Like it's just.

"Did I ever tell you about the time my boyfriend brought home like 8 baby turtleducks?"

"My boyfriend's uncle owns a tea shop and as much as I'm a coffee kinda guy, that is the good shit right there."

During a live stream: "DRUK! GET DOWN FROM THERE!" *spray bottle noises* "Sorry, my boyfriend's dragon keeps getting on the table." (Zuko, off-camera: HE'S OUR DRAGON, SOKKA.)

(Dragons are much less rare in this au bc I said so)

It's all very vague. Not purposely, really, it's just that he never has a reason to go into the details of his relationship, as much as he loves Zuko that's not what his channel is about. But then one day he's doing a live stream and he mentions that he's a trained swordsman and half the comments are just something along the lines of "prove it"

And Sokka is not one to refuse a challenge

"HEY JERKBENDER, GET IN HERE! AND BRING YOUR SWORDS!"

Zuko wins the ensuing match, of course, but it's a close one. Later, Sokka's followers will consider apologizing for ever doubting him, but right now all the comments are some variation of "IS THAT THE FUCKING FIRELORD"

I hate when I say I can hear lightning and people never fail to respond with “it’s thunder, not lightning :/“

Thunder is the sound of lightning!

When you hear a cow somewhere you don’t say “oh, I hear mooing” do you?

Alright, Disney, repeat after me!

Artemis Fowl II is not even remotely athletic.

Artemis Fowl II couldn’t shoot the broad side of a barn if he tried.

Artemis Fowl II doesn’t wear anything other than a suit unless he’s robbing a Swiss vault, going through a crisis, or has no other option.

Artemis Fowl II had a very formal relationship with his father before he went to Russia.

Artemis Fowl II would never throw himself into the midst of a battle, he would let Butler handle it.

Artemis Fowl II grew up sneaking around his house frequently enough that he knew exactly what each security camera could see. He definitely would have noticed a conveniently placed hole in the floor.

Artemis Fowl II had very little remorse for any of his actions for a long time.

The real Artemis Fowl II would never.