Fake Therapist: Im A Flat-earther Because The Idea Of A Round World Terrifies Me; It Makes No Sense.

Fake Therapist: I’m a flat-earther because the idea of a round world terrifies me; it makes no sense.

Me: *slowly leaving the fake office* Okay, that’s nice. See you around.

Fake Therapist: *screams*

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