I Had To Buy An Eight Dollar Ticket, But The Only Cash I Had On Me Was A Hundred Dollar Bill. I Bought
I had to buy an eight dollar ticket, but the only cash I had on me was a hundred dollar bill. I bought an eight dollar ticket with a hundo
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“WOW what happened to you? You look hideous today!”
“I love you. Now go away.”
“It’s okay, you’re only a little ugly.”
“You’re kinda ugly, but you’re also kinda beautiful.”
“That’s not pretty, but it is hilarious.”
“I’m a VSCO girl, but you’re a VSCO boy.”
“No. Leave me alone. I don’t like you.”
“You’re not very good at that.”
“If I say I love you, will you leave?”
“420 smoke weed.”
Spaghetti and tapatio slaps.
My brother baked Cheerios with his pizza rolls