Okay, Heres The Crazy Drawing I Was Talking About Yesterday.

Okay, here’s the crazy drawing I was talking about yesterday.

Billy’s Clockwork ⏰

Billy: I don’t think my love is okay, but time heals all wounds, right?

My good fellow, Poka, decided to draw Billy’s girlfriend for the first time and I was equal parts horrified and overjoyed. I love the idea of a corrupted Girlfriend robot, since usually I’m too busy tossing Old Friend through the meat grinder of The Office and giving my interpretation of Girlfriend existential dread. So it’s really nice just seeing plain ‘ol body horror. This can still play really well into the whole idea of Billy corrupting his deceased girlfriend’s image, but from what I’ve read from Poka it seems like she plans on making Girlfriend corrupted on her own.

Also, I chose the name “Clockwork” because uh… I don’t think that Girlfriend is very… Human… She’s like a moonscorched citizen from Funger Termy.

If that’s the case, I wonder what will happen to Old Friend. Or maybe Girlfriend and Old Friend are the same person in this version? I’ll just wait and see what Poka publishes. Either way, still cool. Any fanwork of Billy’s girlfriend is good fanwork for me, also different interpretations make the world more colourful.

#do someone remember this mmd baldi…

I REMEMBER HIM!! I CHERISH HIM EVERYDAY!! Guys, go check out X_Pape’s Baldi MMD videos they’re so cool.

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you can eat as many spices as you like there's no nutrients in there it's free. 15 ounces of smoked paprika yes a great meal for a growing boy

WOW! I FINALLY RELEASED A SPEEDPAINT! If you don’t want speedpaint and wanted an animation, don’t worry. Skip to the end pf the video, you will find a PMV + aniamtion ;)

​My chronic rhinitis ass when the air changes chemical density:

just posted a draft id been holding in like a mean and nasty fart since the month of february

I see, I see. That is alright! I think your writing style is very legible anyway, and it makes it more distinguished from other popular BBAU fanfictioners — if I may reccomend: Please read CHEATING’s work it’s really good.

Apparently a lot of people get dialogue punctuation wrong despite having an otherwise solid grasp of grammar, possibly because they’re used to writing essays rather than prose. I don’t wanna be the asshole who complains about writing errors and then doesn’t offer to help, so here are the basics summarized as simply as I could manage on my phone (“dialogue tag” just refers to phrases like “he said,” “she whispered,” “they asked”):

“For most dialogue, use a comma after the sentence and don’t capitalize the next word after the quotation mark,” she said.

“But what if you’re using a question mark rather than a period?” they asked.

“When using a dialogue tag, you never capitalize the word after the quotation mark unless it’s a proper noun!” she snapped.

“When breaking up a single sentence with a dialogue tag,” she said, “use commas.”

“This is a single sentence,” she said. “Now, this is a second stand-alone sentence, so there’s no comma after ‘she said.’”

“There’s no dialogue tag after this sentence, so end it with a period rather than a comma.” She frowned, suddenly concerned that the entire post was as unasked for as it was sanctimonious.