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I like to think that they drink together at restaurants or bars — prefferabley restaurants because Billy doesn’t like Joe’s alcoholism. Billy knows he can’t stop Joe from drinking, so the best he can do is just make sure that Joe doesn’t blackout. Joe likes to rant and Billy likes to listend during these hangouts.

I also like to think that Joe usually goes to Billy for self-grooming advice. It’s crazy what a little foundation and hair combing can do, where has my favourite pathetic alcoholic 4chan user self-threat gone? All I see is an ordinary Joe (Finally a Joe joke).

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I think Billy would hate Dave for shooting his son — Toxic!Wellchair 🧤♿️

There are many romantic & platonic Wellchair interpretations where Billy and Dave get along very well. It makes sense, yes? They’re both single fathers; they love machines; they’re both disabled; they are quite nerdy; The love outdoor activities — Dave with his grilling; Billy with his camping. One is more reserved (Dave) — because he mostly works at home and is very chill — while the other is out-going (Billy) — he’s a sort of microcelebrity because of his father’s legacy.

Though with recent updates… I find it hard to say that they would get along ;^^ I think Billy would hate Dave, but not immediately, it’s a gradual development. He’d learn more about Dave and slowly realise that he’s a great scietntist and dedicated worker, but he’s not a great father or person…

This is because Billy has — from what most, including me, interpret — severe daddy issues. His father, Bob the Great II, died in the war after the boat/submarine he built exploded during an expedition. I imagine Billy would be very pressured to uphold such a high standard legacy that his father left. But also it’d be very difficult since no matter what he did — daddy’s legacy or not — he would not be taken seriously, because — as comfirmed in one of the game’s chalkboards, “Billy cannot walk, he uses a machine to move!” — he is disabled.

After spending so much time to become “well-made” enough to be somewhat comparable to his father’s “greatness.” And then having to go through the stress a second time because now he has to make sure his son follows the tradition. I imagine fatherhood would be a very sensitive topic to him.

Anyways, hard cut to Dave shooting his son on his birthday, yeah uhhhhhhh I don’t think Billy would react very kindly to that. It wasn’t even an accidental shot, it was intentional. In “Dave’s House,” you play as Tristan, Dave’s son, as he tries to collect all his birthday presents one day before his birthday. Dave gets angry that Tristan would ruin the surprise and starts to chase him around the house. But then things accelerate as Tristan finds Dave’s secret lab in the basement. Dave then threatens to shoot Tristan because he “ruined the party,” and then you play a first-person bullet hell obby trying to escape Dave.

A father shooting his own son? Hah, Billy would’ve probably given anything to have a father to shoot him in the first place! On top of not only breaking basic moral principle, in Billy’s eyes Dave is breaking the great sanctity of fatherhood! You teach the son to wield the gun to protect himself, not turn it against him and then traumatise his innocence. To take away his ability to view his dad as a sensible, protective and trust-worthy person? That’s very un-well-made of you, Dave…

That is not to say that I wouldn’t like for Billy and Dave to get along… I think it’d be amazing! I just think their relationship could make for an amazing friends-to-enemies story, lolol.

Billy: What are you doing?!- Agh… Nevermind

Thank you to @ebigeso for giving me permission to animate this cute drawing!! I had alot of fun.

えびさん、可愛い絵のアニメーション化を許可していただきありがとうございます!! 楽しかった。

Men will literally build a robot in perfect image of their loved ones instead of grieving and going to therapy like a normal person.

@that-there-is-a-wierd0 I know you were joking with that one drawing but you could not be any closer to the truth 😭 I got asked on Twitter to make a relationship chart and this is what I got.

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BBAU headcanons on why I think each teacher rejects intimacy — Insecurity, Apathy, Grief. There’s supposed to be 5 but I couldn’t fit all of them on one page.

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“11 years later… Welcome back old friend! I missed you!”

@ebigeso I made this for you ówò. I hope you don’t mind me drawing your Billy & Ebi-san, I missed both of them and wanted to do a tribute to their gradual development over the years.

It’s been a long time since I’ve drawn her and my tastes changed, so I experimented with her hair abit.

Whenever I draw her I need to use young Billy. It doesn’t make sense chronologically for her to be alive in the present.

Okay, here’s the crazy drawing I was talking about yesterday.

Billy’s Clockwork ⏰

Billy: I don’t think my love is okay, but time heals all wounds, right?

My good fellow, Poka, decided to draw Billy’s girlfriend for the first time and I was equal parts horrified and overjoyed. I love the idea of a corrupted Girlfriend robot, since usually I’m too busy tossing Old Friend through the meat grinder of The Office and giving my interpretation of Girlfriend existential dread. So it’s really nice just seeing plain ‘ol body horror. This can still play really well into the whole idea of Billy corrupting his deceased girlfriend’s image, but from what I’ve read from Poka it seems like she plans on making Girlfriend corrupted on her own.

Also, I chose the name “Clockwork” because uh… I don’t think that Girlfriend is very… Human… She’s like a moonscorched citizen from Funger Termy.

If that’s the case, I wonder what will happen to Old Friend. Or maybe Girlfriend and Old Friend are the same person in this version? I’ll just wait and see what Poka publishes. Either way, still cool. Any fanwork of Billy’s girlfriend is good fanwork for me, also different interpretations make the world more colourful.

I have no idea how to post here, do the posts in communities also upload to the blog??? How do you even post in Tumblr communities???

Anyway, here’s a compilation of all the fake BBAU tweets. The one with Billy’s son is honestly inaccurate when I think about it, I think it should be Andrew and Baldi (mathematics teacher) because the personality suits them but does Baldi even know what sex is??? I think Billy is the only one who could make that kind of joke but also I don’t think he has the insanity to say it outloud, especially in a classroom.

Good day for writing scripts.

draw olivia eatign cooked mushrooms since thats canon now

You’re so right, here you go, Staurt. Staurt, my favourite guy ever, I hope you enjoy this comic. She’s eating mushroom soup.

Idea: What if Online Dater and Billy were exes, okay, good night.

P.1

Billy’s Son: Okay, dad, I want you to meet my new friend, this is Mr. Alex-

Billy: Where did you get that spirit.

Billy’s Son: Okay, listen to me. This is Mr. Alex-

Billy: No…

Billy’s Son:

Alex:

Billy: …

Billy’s Son: I visited the forrest, it was at the west, or maybe it was east, which one goes left?? Uhhhhhh… It was to the left of the camp site we usually go to. Anyway there was this patch of pink tulips and that’s where I found him.

Billy: We need to call an excorcist.

Billy’s Son: No you can’t, because he’s my friend now actually.

Billy: Son, he’s dripping blood everywhere all over the carpet, and he’s hanging from the ceiling.

Alex: へ(:3 」∠)_

Billy: No, I won’t shake your hand.

Billy’s Son: Dad, he’s not even talking. I don’t think he can talk.

Alex: o(･x･)/

Billy: I’m calling an excorcist, I sense he has malicious intent.

Billy’s Son: See, this is the judginess that made mom leave us.

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Olivia: I’m starting to think you’re getting haunted on purpose.

Billy: It’s not me, it’s my son. Please excuse him, I don’t know when he started taking interest in the occult.

Billy’s Son: DON’T KILL HIM, PLEASEPLEAPLEPLASEPLEAPLEASEPLEAPLEPLAESW, HE’S MY FRIEND, PLEASE.

Olivia: Excorcism won’t kill your friend, it will just forcibley pass him into the afterlife. However he will be in constant turmoil because he never resolved whatever problem he had in the living world.

Billy’s Son: DON’T DO THAT TO HIM. THAT’S HORRIBLE.

Alex: :3

Olivia: What’s the name of this spirit by the way? 📝

Billy looking at his brat: Okay, son, what’s the name of your friend?

Billy’s Son: Mr. Alex :^(

Olivia: …Mr.…Alex… 📝

Olivia: …

Alex: Suffering is eternal.

Olivia: …

Alex: You cannot hurt me in a way that matters anymore.

Olivia: …

Olivia: Okay, Mr. Billy, I’m afraid I cannot excorcise this spirit. I have some unfinished business with him.

Billy: Can you take him out of my house atleast?

Olivia: No, sorry, no room.

Billy: Ah… You live with family?

Olivia: I own a cat.

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I always liked to think that the reason why her sweater is green and blue is because it’s a fusion of her parent’s colours (Green = Billy’s Girlfriend/Blue = Billy).

Anyway, here’s a trans interpretation, shhhhhhh… 🤫 don’t tell on me. Just a secret between us. If you’re wondering why she has a bolo tie, it’s because I like to think that every Le child gets a different tie.

I would like to introduce you all to El Le, the mpreg egg child of Billy and Alex. I named him that because Alex’s nickname in GD is “El Gato,” then I just took the “Le” surname from Billy’s family.

He is a dosgusting criftter I hate dhim he is so ugldy, he is an accident, he is a mistake. Goodbye, son. Oh also, here’s another idea I proposed but I was rejected by Holly.

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(…)

(oven door creak)

(oven door slam)

(humming of the electric oven)

Olivia leaning on her chair: Since he’ll be here for awhile, I think you should ask your new spirit friend some questions.

Billy leaning on the kicthen counter: Son, do you have anything you want to ask?

Billy’s Son: No.

Billy: Huh? Why not?

Billy’s Son: I just came from the forrest, I don’t wanna talk.

Billy: (sigh) …Why are you haunting the Billy Hotel, Mr. Alex?

Alex: I didn’t come here for the hotel :3

Billy: Huh? Well, why are you here then?

Alex: I was spe-

Olivia: Okay, minor mistake already. TECHNICALLY he didn’t haunt the Billy Hotel, he was haunting the forrest, THEN he haunted your hotel after your son invited him over.

Billy: Ah… My bad…

Alex: -nding time with Leyman. I thought he was a good kid, so I didn’t want him to be lonely.

Billy: Wait, who is Leyman?

Alex: Your son?

Billy: …That’s not my son’s name…

Alex: What is his name then?

Billy: …

Alex: Leyman, what’s your name?

Billy’s Son: …

Billy’s Son: I don’t want to talk!

Billy: …

Olivia: …Dude, what’s the name of your son?

Billy: Le.

Olivia: Uhhhhhh… That’s just his surname.

Billy’s Son: Call me whatever you want.

Billy: You can call him whatever you want, I don’t put much thought into nicknames honestly.

Billy’s Son mumbling: I’m just his son…

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