Stupid Gow A.Us #5:

stupid gow A.U’s #5:

A.U where both Brok AND Sindri swear to Hel and back and it is very distressing for Kratos bc their noisy loudmouths start rubbing off on Atreus REAL QUICK!

"What's the wind resistance on those blowjob handles?"

Currently imagining Megatron x human smut but like- Megs’ spike is obvs way too large to fit inside their partner so sexy time is basically just our big tyrannical warlord grinding themself against their human lovers lower regions. But the funny thing is, it’s MEGATRON who’s acting needy & pathetic while doing this like- he’s grinding up & down, thrusting forward & back trying to release their pent up charge but they can never quite do it & it’s extremely frustrating bc Megatron knows they can’t breach the human’s ass or valve or else it will hurt them. And it is utterly infuriating but still an absolute turn on which makes the whole thing even worse for Megs’ lol.

bnnhbg bonus points for if the human lover is absolutely revelling in the way their normally proud & dominant warlord is currently almost bursting at the seems + maybe adding to it by rubbing their thighs along the spike or tracing a hand delicately up up up towards the tip, pressing a thumb right in then promptly swiping back their hand before Megs’ can overload, much to the added fury & dismay of said mecha ;)).

stupid gow A.U’s #4:

A.U where everything’s the same except Freya & Freyr have California blonde-girl hair ✨✨✨

stupid gow A.U’s #2:

A.U where Athena has a severely worse mic quality than everyone else

lol created a Scogan fankid shortly after watching D&W. In fact, I created a whole bunch :D. And for some reason, my brain made it so that:

-two (or well one ig bc their just variants of each other) have scruffy bird wings on their back’s, with one of them having been born from a accidental soul bonding/mating ritual while the other just kinda spawned in ggbffgvv

-one is a violent & world ending villain w/ a symbolism & ‘tinkering’ (AKA dissecting bodies) obsession

-another one is a born-20-years-old clone who eventually figures out a personality & becomes a monotonous metaphorical (bc their super tall & cryptid looking) little shit who also has a world-threatening-villain variant (who also happens to have a kaiju-esc form??? what?????)

-another two are quarter slightly-horrific-alien from a post secret invasion type A.U

-another one is basically in the situation of Paul from dune, making them a cult leader + ‘commander’/contract partner with an eldritch abomination/shifter/spirt(??) (who is also an ironstrange fankid wth)

-another one is a from a fdugding M.L.P pony looking A.U (Y’know those crosship posts on Deviantart where they use M.L.P pony bodies as bases for the characters??? Anyone???????) who is part symbiote & can sense/predict other’s emotions and/or actions

-(you know the drill) another one is from an canon divergence X-men 97’! universe & has horrifying/ragged movie monster teeth + an unhinging jaw (their 5)

-another one has the FUCKING ABSOLUTE SOLVER AS THEIR POWERS (why?????? bc after watching the murder drones final, my thoughts were like: “he hey image if Logan was the A.S host lmao???” (Idk I luv puppet &/or janky movement animation 😁😋✨))

-yet again, another one is an edgy assassin/sort of anti-hero in the future-current reality of a Logan! reincarnation A.U :DDD

-another one (last one fn I swear) is just baby :D. Who’s currently living in an demonic/infection A.U apocalypse with their mum (who is Scott) yaaa:3

lmao I have no idea why my brain made them those ways I swear fhgbfgggf 🥲🥲