MACAQUE: SLUT OF THE YEAR

MACAQUE: SLUT OF THE YEAR

people have got to learn the difference between I didnt like it and It was bad

Yes yes YES

The three of them go to Pigsy's just to have lunch and the whole time they're yelling but literally no one besides mk actually understands what they're saying

Macaque and mk go to the movies and promptly get kicked out because they forgot to check their volumes

Macaque gets headaches after spending too much time talking to either one, he loves bonding with them but it's killing his ears

Mk now gets in on all the monkey gossip thanks to the other monkeys on ffm

Wukong isn't used to talking so much so for a little bit his throat hurts but he gets used to it because he's having a good time

:')

Hey monkey kid fanfic authors?

How the fuck are we supposed to describe monkey noises. I haven’t written for too long I can’t fkn remember.

* slams head against table*

Hi can I request a macaque wukong x fem cat reader

Like reader has fore cat ears like two normal cat ears and two small ears and she has super sensitive hearing and like she’s loving towards anyone and wants attention like a cat but back at what I want is that reader was playing fnaf in her room until macaque and wukong entered the room and scared her as reader let out a screach as she died in the game and they tried to comfort her for her loss in the game as she died in the game as macaque and wukong tried to play the game as reader watched them suffer as she smiled

I want some comfort because I’m sick and I tried beating the game in hard mode in fnaf

(ಡ‸ಡ)

I don't think I ever made it past night 3 in FNAF 1 tbh

“Jumpscare!” (697 w.c)

Wukong x Macaque x Fem!Neko!Reader

Funny romantic one shot

pronouns: she/her

CW: getting scared, general FNAF description stuff

Okay, only a fewwww more minutes, then it’ll be six AM!” Y/n muttered to herself, eyes trained on the cameras. She had been trying to beat this part of the game for ages now, and hadn’t really left the game room. She had snacks, a drink, and a nice blanket with her…so theoretically, she could try all day if she wanted to.

The one detail she forgot about was her two boyfriends.

They had indeed all woken up together that morning, with Macaque running some errands early on and Wukong stopping at Pigsy’s for a visit with MK. But now they were both home, and neither had really heard from y/n.

With his six ears, Macaque could tell she was playing that creepy game again. He didn’t mind the horror, but the noises that the animatronics made when they killed the player hurt his head. Wukong thought it was just a weird game, but wasn’t opposed to when she would invite him to watch her.

“I have an idea.” Macaque said, knowing y/n was too immersed to try and eavesdrop right now. 

“Oh? Do tell!” Wukong’s tail wagged.

“Here’s the plan…”

Y/n’s ears perked up, thinking she was hearing whispering. But she also figured it was the odd ambience of the game, so she paid it no mind. The power went out in the game; this now had her anxious as to whether Freddy would be quick to finish her off or if he would let her progress to the next night. Just as his song ended, she screamed as a pair of hands grabbed her shoulders and a different pair of hands covered her eyes. And through her headphones, the animatronic bear screamed too.

She had lost. Again!

“Ughhhh not fair! You’re both lucky I didn’t try scratching at you!” She whined, spinning the chair around and playfully pushing her boyfriends away from her. Wukong laughed and Macaque appeared through one of his portals. He ruffled the hair that was close to her four ears. 

“You’re funny when you get angry! Just like a pouty kitten!” He teased. Y/n narrowed her eyes.

“C’mon, we were just having fun! No need to be upset!” Wukong tried to back the shadow up on this, but Y/n wasn’t having it. She unplugged the headphones and got up from the chair.

“If you two wanna play games,” she smiled with a glint of mischief in her voice “then you can sit down and play.”

This was less of an actual invitation, and more of a challenge. The monkeys looked at each other, weighing their options. There was a good chance she’d let this all go if they humored her on this one.

Wukong took the seat first, leaving Macaque to find a different chair. Y/n, however, was already getting comfortable in Wukong’s lap, so that option was gone too. He supposed he’d just stand. 

Wukong clicked the “continue from night 3” button, and let it begin again.

Several tries later, and they had managed to get to 4 AM without losing power. Y/n happily munched away on her snacks, even with Wukong growing more afraid each time he saw one of the robots. Macaque had put on his sensory headphones to block out the noise, but was still giving his opinions and directions. 

“No, you need to check the cove! He could’ve moved!” He said, tugging on Wukong’s sleeve.

“I just checked on him! I’m trying to find the rabbit!” Wukong clicked onto camera 2B, and his tail puffed up. “WHAT IS THAT?!”

Y/n glanced at the screen, seeing the telltale sign of an incoming golden Freddy jumpscare. She shrugged.

“Ah, probably just a glitch.” 

“If you’re sure….” He put down the tablet to check the doors, but was instead met with the yellow bear. His screen flashed and a loud scream rang out, causing him to flail and knock over the chair by accident. Y/n landed on her feet and was laughing at him. 

“Now you know how it feels!” She crossed her arms. Macaque couldn’t help but laugh too. He was just glad he wasn’t in the chair.

I don't know if your taking requests but i have a idea maybe red son x ember mclain (from Danny phantom) reader

Ooo ok so this came in right after I closed requests BUT I saved it since it was a good idea!!! Enjoy!

Redson x Fem?Ember Mclain!Reader Romantic Headcanons!

(ember for reference. They didn't have to pop off with her design but they DID anyways)

YES FIRE HAIR DUO

Red would think you were really cool! They wouldn't admit it at first tho

They love that you two can do each other's hair without worrying about getting burned!

(they take an odd amount of advantage of this fact)

If you play music(like Ember does in the show) then he'd like to listen to you play

Might join in to try and show off, ngl

You two are the perfect level of playfully feisty with each other :3

I think maybe it'd be a situation of "oh would you BE QUIET" "Make me, Red Boy >:]"

Races? Races! You and Red take some of their vehicles out and race like no one else exists...

....which usually ends in many accidents for literally everyone else

Unless you two are friends with Mei and MK, who would definitely join you!

Overall, 10/10

Man I miss Danny Phantom

I'm about to hit the hay for the evening but I had a thought that I wanted to share. It's more just me rambling about internet silliness but eh, this is my void and I'll scream if I want :3

I personally think I'm a very good artist! I'm almost entirely self taught, built up from nothing, and still learning as I go. I'm by no means a master at it, but I'm talented enough that my family occasionally commissions me for things!

That being said, I'm never ever going to post any of my art here, or anywhere else it can easily be taken.

Call it selfish, call it stupid to have this fear, but I'm just so tired of the rage that washes over me every time I hear about someone stealing art, or reposting without permission, or even someone putting it in an AI and remixing it. It's just so dumb and I wish all art thieves a hot eternity in hell.

Artists who have worked so hard, put everything into their work, can't truly trust the very places they got their start on because what if it happens to me next?

"oh, but not everyone online is like that!" But too many people are. There's no stopping every single one, not without tight rules that will make it hard to enjoy the art we're trying to protect. But it's just enough of an inconvenience that I, personally, am sick of.

I don't know. I'm not trying to make any grand points or inspire a revolution. I just wish it'd get better, even though it might not happen.

Sorry, I just really needed to get that all out!