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FUCK YEAH I CAN FEEL THE MOTIVATION COURSING THROUGH MY FUCKING VEINS LET'S GOOOOOO

FUCK YEAH I CAN FEEL THE MOTIVATION COURSING THROUGH MY FUCKING VEINS LET'S GOOOOOO

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2 years ago

!!!please read if you live in florida!!!

aaaaannnd im boutta be out of a job soon.

"welcome to florida where woke goes to die"

MORE LIKE WHERE INTELLIGENCE GOES TO FUCKING DIE.

if you didn't know. Ron DeSantis that idiot. just signed into law that any dumbass with a gun can carry a concealed loaded gun WITHOUT A PERMIT. WITHOUT ANY PREVIOUS EXPERIENCE OR ANY OTHER SHIT LIKE THAT.

So let me tell you something that i know as someone who works (i will be quitting as soon as possible) at a gun range/store.

To carry a concealed carry license you had to prove to an instructer that you undersand the laws regarding concealed carry and that you understand how to safely and correctly handle a firearm. despite floridas very flimsy gun laws this at least ensured that people knew what they were doing.

that will be gone July 1st

He did this, just the other day. No media channels covered it, he didn't announce it. that low-life piece of shit did this behind closed doors because he knows how dangerous this is and he's claiming its for "our protection"

ive see the kind of idiots that can get guns. I've seen them up close and personal. Ive stood in front of them as they pulled a loaded gun from their bag. ive seen them try t get into the concealed carry class without ever having touched a gun before. ive seen them try to buy one without knowing how to handle it safely. ive seen the kind of idiots that can own and buy a gun for a mere 300 bucks. sometimes lower if there's a sale.

"but backround checks-" dont do shit. like i said...ive seen the kind of idiots that can own firearms and thats not even counting how many dangerous people are going to be allowed to carry guns into public spaces without any license because its legal now.

I dont know what the best thing is to do, but please be aware of this. Im begging you no matter where you are please reblog this because Ron desantis is trying to hide this from as many people as possible.

Please reblog this to share this information to as many people as possible and to stay safe everyone!

Ron dedumbass wants us not to know, he wants to keep us oblivious so theres no uproar. spread this news!

Ron DeSantis quietly legalizes carrying concealed weapons without permits
NBC News
The lack of fanfare around the measure was notable for a governor who regularly holds splashy news conferences and bill-signing ceremonies.
Desantis signs bill allowing Floridians to carry concealed guns without a permit
PBS NewsHour
The legislation means training and a background check will not be needed for people to carry concealed guns in public. The state currently h
2 years ago

How about a one shot (or at least headcanon if that's not possible) with Sun wukong (Macaque too if you want) with a s/o who's a sassy nerd who could pick a fight (physical or verbal) with God if you get on their nerves and fiercely protective of loved ones...even if they might not win.

S/o could've said something like this at some point "No, I don't care how powerful or immortal they are, either you talk to your friend or I talk to them. No one steals my mooncakes."

Optional but s/o could have a past of being bullied for some angst but that's your choice.

I have never related to something so much as "sassy nerd who could pick a fight with god"

SWK and Macaque x GN!Sassy!Reader Headcanons

Wukong

Probably freaking out laughing when he sees you giving attitude to whoever you feel like

every once in a while he might play into it specifically to see how far you'll go

he'll back you up in some arguments but sometimes he's the one trying to hold you back

that being said, who's gonna hold you back when he's just eaten some of the mooncakes you specifically told him not to eat??

he may be immortal a million times over but he is a dead man walking

there's just so much danger in your eyes when you open up the box to see it empty, he teleports away as fast as he can while he still has his limbs attached

he gets you like a bunch more just in case :D

Macaque

he never ever fails to match your energy

with the nonexistent self-preservation he has, he'll be right there with you if you decide to pick a fight with god(or whatever celestial being or demon you happen to want to argue with)

he likes to push your buttons sometimes since he thinks it keeps things interesting

this can lead to him disappearing into the shadows before you can beat his ass

on that fateful day you were out getting some snacks for your weekly movie night you had with him and he was at the house already

he was hungry, okay?? too hungry to read the little sticky note on top of the mooncakes that CLEARLY stated "Y/N'S MOONCAKES. DO NOT TOUCH UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES"

as soon as he realized his mistake he rushed out to get you more, but you got home before he did

cue screaming from him as you chase him around


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2 years ago

Have some rough sketches I made based on an idea I had based on the new season

Have Some Rough Sketches I Made Based On An Idea I Had Based On The New Season
Have Some Rough Sketches I Made Based On An Idea I Had Based On The New Season
Have Some Rough Sketches I Made Based On An Idea I Had Based On The New Season
Have Some Rough Sketches I Made Based On An Idea I Had Based On The New Season

And now have a cursed one

Have Some Rough Sketches I Made Based On An Idea I Had Based On The New Season

AKA: I forgot how I draw actual people so I made some weird creature when I was trying to just draw Nezha

I'd make smoother-lined + colored versions but I don't feel up for that right now so here have this instead

2 years ago

I just had to go through hell during a family reunion because i hate togetherness /hj

so could I request some headcanons for the characters hanging at a cookout?

I’m personally black so it might look a different for you if you’re not, but that’s okay!

lmao I hate reunions with a passion so I can relate /lh also I wasn't sure which characters you wanted so I did my main gang(SWK, Mac, MK, Mei, Redson)

LMK Characters at a Cookout Headcanons! (PLATONIC)(GN READER)

Sun Wukong - I feel like he'd have fun at a cookout as long as he knows a handful of people there. He'll stay with them for the most part and will be fine introducing himself to new people. If not, then he is going to stick to the edges of any crowd, take some food, and do his best to stay out of things. He can act calm all he wants but just know that he's screaming internally lmao. He's a little awkward as a whole but even more so if he somehow gets invited again. He might think it's a joke on him, but once you explain it's genuine he is RELIEVED.

Macaque - not a social butterfly, but will go if you're going. He's nice to whoever talks to him but ultimately he'll prefer to take a plate of food and find a quiet spot. If he knows more than one person there, he'll be less of a wallflower and more of a performer; he's excellent at small talk and a lot of people at the cookout probably end up admiring his charm. Most likely invited again but no one pressures him.

MK - oh this is perfect for him. He loves a chance to eat good food and socialize! MK's really good at meeting people and just generally being nice, and if it's a family cookout everyone's like "you should come back next time!" "Oh you're such a nice young man!" And basically he's part of the family now. He'll stick by you if you want him to, but if he hears someone talking about something interesting or something he likes, he may also gravitate towards them!

Redson - a little uptight about the whole thing, Red may panic and bring a dish of their own to the cookout to get on everyone's good side. But his mother taught him well in terms of social events, and you'd be lying if you said you weren't impressed at how easily Red can adapt to her environment. He's chatting it up with whoever approaches him and, similar to MK, will most likely be invited to the next one.

Mei - oh she's chilling! She's super happy you invited her, she loves these types of things! She'll start off super friendly, happy to introduce herself to people. But if she sees you uncomfortable with someone or if someone is rude to her, she'll switch it up and may be a little more feisty toward them. She'll try whatever foods there are even if she has no idea what it is. If something strikes her fancy she'll hunt the chef down and ask for the recipe. Also gets invited back!


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