Thoughts On Nezha: Reborn

Thoughts on Nezha: Reborn

(There are a lot of them, because I had many thoughts.)

also GIANT SPOILER WARNING. I TALK ABOUT EVERYTHING I JUST FORGET NAMES VERY EASILY

self narration motherfucker!!

HES SO AWKWARD WHY

THERES MY BOY!! MONKEY KING!! :D

the animations is really smooth. Scenery, amazing. 

The vibes are off EVERYWHERE. 

The dub isn’t as good as I thought it’d be :/ 

BRO YOU ARE SURROUNDED STOP PICKING SHIT

Auto insurance go brrrr

HOW DID HE SURVIVE THAT oh never mind it’s stupid magic shit

YOOOOOOOOO FIRE SHIT!!!!!

I was so looking forward to the ice bath scene. I was not disappointed.

NOOOOO SHE LOST A LEG D:

hm….yes. A leg for a leg. Makes perfect sense. 

FUCK NOT ANOTHER ONE! GODDAMMIT I SIGNED UP FOR SICK FIRE TRICKS NOT FAST AND FURIOUS

OH EW 

HEY ITS MY BOY AGAIN!! :D

just one panic attack after another. But I’m happy to see my king :)

Mans really took off his monocle like “Ah shit here we go again” and he was right 

The SICKEST underwater base I have EVER SEEN

the little monkeys,,,,,,,

That shark is gonna show up a lot I can tell

The mannerisms of this monkey king compared to others is very interesting to see but it makes sense and cooperates well with his character design

He has saved this garage for EVERY TIME NEZHA COMES AROUND

please don’t spread yourself too thin honey you’ll burn out

Epic montage ⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️

THE MONKEY MECH :OOOOO

THATS WHAT THE MASK IS!!! THATS WHAT THE POINT OF THE MASK IS!

it’s macaque. What. This is bullshit. THE WHOLE TIME? THE WHOLE TIME!! WHAT THE FUCK

“YOU’RE the bad person, NEZHA!” (How many times has he had to say that? Too many…)

awkward boy is still awkward.

EW THATS HIS TONGUE. EW HES A FROG DEMON. EW HE PULLED THAT OUT OF HIS THROAT. HE IS GROSS AND I DO NOT LIKE HIM.

YAYYYYYY BIG FIREY BOY!

I fucking knew that guy was suspicious. 

“I have the money. Will you live to see it?”

“What else is a successful man, but a traitor who got away with it?”

His dad’s not gonna talk to him don’t be optimistic

Don’t blame him, please. He doesn’t deserve it.

Dr. Su is right!!! Listen to her!!!!

HE JUST FUCKING KILLED HIM AYO? 

KASHA KICK HIM IN THE BALLS WITH YOUR PROSTHETIC

THE BUGS!!  THE BUG BOMBS

NEZHA GRAB THE BOMB YOU BITCH

(seething)

What kinda isopod lookin ass is that

Who is sheeeeeeeee. A misty memoryyyyyyy. 

FUCK NOOOOOOOOO HIS DAD AND HE’S JUST NOW TELLING HIM HE’S GOOD??!! BITCH!!!

where’s kasha anyways

(seething)

Macaque, back at it again at Krispy Kreme

my man. My sweet boy. You think the boss is gonna believe you

“You deserve your reputation. No one could trick you.”

fuck dude why can’t we have any nice things

CMON WHO IS EYEPATCH LADY

“Son. Don’t embarrass me.” AKA “I have lost you in every life. Don’t leave me again.”

I am in love with the way that the magic moves in this thing.

TRUE DEMON FORM YESSSSSSSS PRETTY ICE BOY

oh shit he’s an actual dragon

Where’d macaque go??

Can he GO WITHOUT THE ARMOR? CAN HE FINALLY GO UNDERWATER? WHERE IS THAT STUPID ASS SHARK

YO HIS SPINE!! 

I miss the little monkeys.

HEY MACAQUE IS BACK

Ah shit flashbacks

Ew an evil ass kid

IT IS THE MONKEY KING I FUCKING KNEW IT!!,! IM SO HAPPY ITS HIM

“For something called the order of the gods it sure gets messed up a lot. I’ve been fixing it for thousands of years. But nothing ever changes…Ao Guang thinks I’m hiding from my enemies. But I’m just tired. I don’t even know where my golden staff is.”

EVERY DAY I WAKE UP

They lost a father. He lost a son. Nobody won. 

“I don’t think you’re useless. I think you’re a hero.”

Oooo he’s gonna piss off Nezha but it’s worth it. 

One, I wish that monkey king would go with him. Part of me thinks that as of now he’ll make an appearance at the end

Two, it’s a good step to take to separate Nezha’s deeds from his own. While Nezha was acting selfishly and violently, he’s doing it for the best interest of those around him. 

That fucking shark is gonna show up I can sense it

FUCK THERE IT IS

ITS A DRIVABLE SHARK

SHRIMP MOTORCYCLES?! IS THAT A MAN RIDING A SHRIMP?! 

yeahhh baby kick their asses

These jellyfish buildings? I’m living for them

“Thank you :)” SHUT UP

there had better not be a fucking tsunami

“Isn’t it obvious? We’re trying to mess with his head >:)” SHUT UP

SECOND COOLEST TRUE FORM I HAVE SEEN SO FAR.

why’d you have to wear metal armor. 

NO ARMOR FOR THIS BAD BOY BUT ROSY CLOUD IS FUCKING DEAD

shit those support beams are not very strong. 

Please tell me dr. Su is gonna have a cool powerful moment

When the ocean disappears, don’t go looking for it. 

FUCK WHERE IS MONKEY KING

No seriously where is he shit is going down again

fuck you nezha

IT IS LAVA. IT IS BEAUTIFUL AND IT IS LAVA

It’s raining

HEY THERE’S MONKEY KING

“I got my magic ribbon back.(leans in). I’m Nezha enough.”

nooo c’mon keep your little wand thingy it’s so fun and funky and oddly durable

I'm about to watch Nezha:Reborn on Netflix. I will be back when it's over with notes on what the heck I'm looking at :0 wish me luck

Jackal

Lmao probably has nothing to do with the plague but I fainted for the first time in my life last night. Unpleasant. 2/10 would not recommend

-still jackal

Fun funky fact: there are 4 people in my house. 3/4 of them have the plague. One of those people is me :/ so I apologize if posting slows down a bit, I’m still gonna answer stuff it just might take me a minute.

love y’all remember to hydrate and eat stuff

-jackal 👍

Redson x Demon fem!s/o who's the opposite of him (E.g. Calm and soft spoken) That's just as smart as him and works with him as both a Lab partner and romantic partner, but unfortunately due to her temperament she is often see as a weaker demon when in reality she's secretly (even to Red) super strong, but doesn't show it unless it's a emergency, like turning into a terrifying, giant, multi armed kaiju to protect Red.

Yesssss I love this idea. Had to look up what exactly a kaiju is, and even then I found mostly Godzilla stuff? So forgive me if my descriptions are a little messy as I tried to be more vague

"Where's My Epic Background Music?"(761 w.c)

Redson x Demon!Fem!Reader romantic one shot

Pronouns: she her

CW: little bit of bl00d, some light viol3nce

“This stupid bolt won’t stay in place!” Redson growled, pretty close to just melting the metal back to its liquid state on his own. But y/n stepped in, coming up behind her lover and handing him the fresh set of pliers he’d asked for. 

“Red, I can hear you from down the hall. Take a second, alright?” She continued holding his hand that was reaching for the tool, making eye contact. He was stiff, with the ends of his hair starting to become inflamed. But at her gentle tone, he sighed, and she could literally see the steam coming off of him as he calmed down. Slowly but surely. 

“Thank you, beloved.” He mumbled, turning away from his newest project. A new motorbike, of sorts, though she knew there had to be a transformation in there somewhere. 

“What about we go get something to eat? You’ve been cooped up in here since you got out of bed this morning.” She suggested. The fire demon hummed, looking at the blueprints he’d worked so hard on, and the bike behind him that had taken him the better part of several hours to assemble. 

“I guess we can. Where would you like to go?”

“There’s a cafe not far from the arcade, I hear they’ve got some really nice pastries.”

“As you wish. Come, we’ll take my car.”

The pair got their jackets and hopped into the large vehicle, driving from what was essentially Hell to the city. At y/n’s request, Redson abided by traffic laws, though it was tempting for him to absolutely total the stupid little car in front of them that cut them off.  

“This is the place!” She pointed to a small building with an alleyway next to it, where there was a chalkboard sign advertising some chai tea drink. It wasn’t overly cutesy, which was probably for the best. Redson would’ve gotten all hissy about being there. 

Walking in, nothing was off-putting. The service was nice and much faster than other places y/n had taken Redson to eat at. 

The real problem showed up when it came time to go back to the car and head home.

The first red flag of the situation was the stranger standing against the side of the car, which was already reason enough for Redson to get angry at. The person was lanky, though both Red and y/n could see the threatening aura they put off. In these situations, not only did Red take the lead, the problem was usually dealt with in a fast manner to avoid unwanted attention. However something about this just wasn’t right.

“It’s a nice car you’ve got here. Nice girlfriend, too.” The person complimented. Redson had no problem waltzing up to the guy and trying to intimidate them right back.

“Thanks. Now if you’ll excuse us, we have places to be.”

In mere seconds, a knife was pressed to his throat, one with symbols written on it that y/n could tell were meant to hold Red in one spot or at least leave an impact if the weapon was to make contact. 

But at the same time, y/n was willing to ditch being passive for the sake of her lover. So as soon as she saw a thin line of blood, she jumped into action. She let go of her human form and grew several sizes larger, multiple arms on her torso and primed to tear limbs if needed. She was quite a sight for both figures below her.

Enough to make the stranger drop their grip on Redson along with the weapon.

“Hey, no harm no foul, right?” They tried to reason with her. 

“Run. Far, far away, and don’t come back.” She warned. They scrambled to get moving, heeding her words immediately as they took off. Once she was sure that they were gone, she transformed back into her regular form and went up to her partner.

“I love when you get all frightening. It’s fun.” He praised her. He dusted himself off, but then held still as she inspected the cut on his neck.

“Hang on, I have some napkins.” She mumbled, digging in her pockets for the napkins she took from the cafe. When she found them, she cupped his face and moved to clean the small wound that was just beginning to drip.

“Thank you, y/n. Now, shall we?” Redson unlocked the vehicle and opened the door for her. She climbed in gingerly, giving him a smile. 

Looks could be so deceiving, could they not?

Something have an idea in my mind, but i hope this request against the rules i read, hope you wouldnt mind.

may i have a request a seperate headcanons for Sun wukong, Macaque, Red son and MK would react their female s/o couldn't controlled herself cuz reader snapped/ berserk or even let their negative emotions, because of it the result she turned into some like dark and evil version of reader like you know their appearance changed even her aura too.

after they defeating reader they saw their sad flashbacks/backstory of reader. (like for example; forcing being perfect because of her parents , pushing herself become stronger, or reader's trauma or something like that) reason why reader act like that before they turned into, reader been dealing this since childhood. after that the boys comfort her after finding out their s/o's backstory.

I apologise the idea is confusing, this is inspired the game i played called "twisted wonderland", about the reader turned into evil mode called it "overblot" in the game and feel free to decline my request too! ^^

I like this ask, but I did put a spin on it since I wasn't quite sure where I wanted to go with the going crazy part, so I just had it that she was feeling pressured to be perfect and strong, but doesn’t snap or anything. Enjoy! :)

SWK, REDSON, MK, AND MACAQUE x Pressured!Fem!Reader HEADCANONS

Redson

Red knows exactly how you feel. 

It’s hard being pressured by parents because you’re supposed to look up to them! And that’s really all she knows.

By proxy, pushing yourself to be stronger…and so on and so forth until it all just boils over.

They themselves don’t really know how to deal with the negative emotions in a different way other than blowing off steam by training. 

So she invites you along to spar with him, meditate, and hey, maybe destroy some stuff. 

If you’re not up for that, and you want to just cry it out, he’s fine with sitting with you while you do.  And when you’re calmed down again, they’ll pass you tissues and a water bottle. Surely you’re dehydrated.

MK

Sweet boy also is aware of what that feels like. The real difference is that he’s the one setting those standards for himself.

He’ll advise you to talk to your parents, if possible. But if you can’t or don’t want to, the next best way to deal with this is distraction!

A movie, some darn good popcorn, and some tissues just in case there’s a sad scene. Maybe even some video games if you need something to do with your hands.

If you get super emotional, and can’t soothe yourself, they’ll help you breathe. In for 4 seconds, hold for 7, out for 8. Over and over until you can get some words out.

Even if you’re not good at drawing, MK encourages you to draw your emotions. Watercolor is pretty calming, but crayons and markers are good for being angry and uncontrolled. 

He’s there with you every step of the way to help you feel better.

Sun Wukong

Oh honey he’s been feeling this way ever since the journey to the west! Wanna trade coping skill ideas?? /j

Anyways, Wukong’s pretty observant. When your stress levels started going up and you just wouldn’t stop pushing yourself, he knew he had to step in. 

Brings you with him to the nicest spots on flower fruit mountain to hang out. And while you two hang out, he subtly gets you to open up a bit. 

By the end of it, you’re both emotional(because c’mon if you cry he’s gonna cry too—) but you do know you feel a little better. 

His hugs are the best, please take advantage of this if you want, especially if you just need to be held for an indefinite amount of time. 

If you really want, other monkeys will also join in to comfort you as well!

Macaque

Very concerned. But obviously he won’t just admit it. He studies how you act(not in a creepy way) and when he sees that you’re disregarding your own needs and just trying to run on an empty tank, he feels bad.

With that silky smooth voice of his, he drags you over to his place, and gets you to eat and drink something while you tell him what’s been going on. 

When you’ve finished telling him everything you felt comfortable sharing, he takes your hands and tells you that you’re super strong for trying to handle these emotions and standards on your own. Jokes about going to yell at your parents, but he’ll leave them alone if you really want him to

He kinda sucks at comforting words because his humor is like 70% just about dark stuff so he tries to show his support with actions instead. 

Rubbing soothing circles into your back, wrapping you up in his scarf, and gentle kisses to the backs of your hands. 

Tries his best to show you that he’s very proud of what you’ve accomplished, even if others don’t appreciate it. He thinks you’re great, alright??

Heyy I’m not sure if you’ll have time but could you do Mk, Mei and Red Son (maybe others idm) comforting the female reader while she’s on her period? Sorry it might sound weird but Im on my period and I would like to see what others would do to help! So stuff like food or hot water bottles for the cramps. This is my first time doing a request so um trying to be “creative” And now ofc don’t worry if you don’t wanna do it. But I LOVE your content. Never stop!

No worries, anon, I don’t mind at all! And thank you that’s really sweet :D Also I wasn’t quite sure if you wanted a drabble or headcanons, so I did kind of scenarios! Hope you’re feeling okay, take care of yourself!

Traffic Light Trio x fem!reader on her period scenarios!

REDSON has seen every level of hell with her mother over the years. They’re gonna treat you like a the QUEEN YOU ARE(/pos). They check up on you as often as he can, respecting if you want space of course. He heats up her hands enough that when you have cramps it’s like a heating pad. Doesn’t care how “gross” you think you are, they hype you up and try their best to make you feel good about yourself. Will also try to write down the type of supplies you prefer so she can get them when you need them. Tones down her yelling, much more loose and focused less on machines or anything so that she can focus on you and your needs. ”don’t worry, beloved, this will pass! Stay strong, like I know you are, alright?!”

MK is about as sweet as it gets. He’s been friends with Mei since forever, and he has a loose understanding of what goes on and how painful it is. They try to be at your every beck and call, and if he can’t be with you when you’re super in pain, they make up for it with whatever food or drink you want. Has a pretty nice heated blanket that he folds up into a heating pad for you. KING of cuddles—they will let you pick the position you want him in so you’re at the UTMOST comfort. Compliments you a lot! His little heart breaks whenever you’re feeling down, so please expect them to try just about anything to get you to smile again! ”it’s okay if you feel like crud, babe! I’m here for you no matter what!”

MEI knows exactly how you feel. So, when there’s a Disturbance(tm) she shows up with movies, blankets, snacks, face masks, and supplies. Memorizes what size of supply you wear so you don’t get stuck with something uncomfy. If she has intense control over her fire, she will warm up her hands similar to how Redson would. Otherwise she’ll find you the best heating pad that she can. Lets you pick the food, obviously, but makes her own recommendations as well in case you’re interested. She doesn’t force you to do anything crazy on a day when you’re feeling super uncomfortable, but on days when things are manageable, she encourages you to get some fresh air with her. Offers up lots of affection, but backs off if you really need the space. “Here, I brought you some chocolate! It’s sweet, like you.”

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