There's A Word For Everything In German And Now I Must Find It

there's a word for everything in German and now I must find it

i have been searching for this post and now i have found it

i may or may not (if it hasn't been done already) write a continuation of the CheesexPinot hotel story bc i need a resolution even if i have to make it up myself--

once that is done my life shall be complete and i will be able to die in peace

thank you OP for a glorious post, i will be hoping for a similar encounter every time i find myself in an airport now

At the gate for my flight home from visiting friends and there's a woman here with a service Shiba Inu. No pics because he has a Do Not Disturb vest and taking pics of strangers is illegal but I need to stress how ON DUTY this animal is. Ears up. Eyes doing Lazer scans of everything. Examining everyone who passes within 10ft like a security guard. Ass planted on her feet. I have never seen a dog with such intense chivalric guardian energy before. He has tiny eyebrows and they are FURROWED with concentration.

im doing this on my birthday

i know you're out there N. this is for you. fuck off /lh

Linguistic Prescriptivists: You can't say that! That's not grammatically corre—

Me: I have altered the language. Save your prayers, I will absolutely be altering it further.

sobbing

honestly the first "can i be a bitch for a second" shared between you and a pal feels like finally getting to take the friendship condom off

sobbing rn, I've been a space nerd since I was a wee lad, my grandpa was an astronaut and he taught me all about the fancy telescopes and things, omg I can't

shit man this got me emotional