Cursedpotato1111 - Cursedpotato

i would just like to say: I love spiders and I love strikes and I think the spiders should strike bc of unfair working conditions

they're employed by humans in our spaces, eating bugs and just generally being chill dudes

but every day they get the news like. 'local spider brutalized for building a web to do their job'

I would strike too, no hesitation. the leggy fellers need a union.

wishing spiders a successful strike, may they get everything they want

sobbing rn, I've been a space nerd since I was a wee lad, my grandpa was an astronaut and he taught me all about the fancy telescopes and things, omg I can't

shit man this got me emotional

absolutely not, that is sacrilege, fuck you for even suggesting it

i know you're out there N. this is for you. fuck off /lh

Linguistic Prescriptivists: You can't say that! That's not grammatically corre—

Me: I have altered the language. Save your prayers, I will absolutely be altering it further.

aww tyy <33