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hi im bad at this site but sometimes I have opinions or smthg and wanna talk about them. i also occasionally write shitty poetry which I might post. perchance. she/her

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6 months ago

sobbing

honestly the first "can i be a bitch for a second" shared between you and a pal feels like finally getting to take the friendship condom off


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6 months ago
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6 months ago

guy who says "this is the worst day of my life" and then pulls out a spreadsheet ranking every day of their life so far to prove it


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6 months ago

ill happily play that game anytime

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6 months ago

i would just like to say: I love spiders and I love strikes and I think the spiders should strike bc of unfair working conditions

they're employed by humans in our spaces, eating bugs and just generally being chill dudes

but every day they get the news like. 'local spider brutalized for building a web to do their job'

I would strike too, no hesitation. the leggy fellers need a union.

wishing spiders a successful strike, may they get everything they want


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cursedpotato1111
6 months ago

there's a word for everything in German and now I must find it

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6 months ago

i have been searching for this post and now i have found it

i may or may not (if it hasn't been done already) write a continuation of the CheesexPinot hotel story bc i need a resolution even if i have to make it up myself--

once that is done my life shall be complete and i will be able to die in peace

thank you OP for a glorious post, i will be hoping for a similar encounter every time i find myself in an airport now

At the gate for my flight home from visiting friends and there's a woman here with a service Shiba Inu. No pics because he has a Do Not Disturb vest and taking pics of strangers is illegal but I need to stress how ON DUTY this animal is. Ears up. Eyes doing Lazer scans of everything. Examining everyone who passes within 10ft like a security guard. Ass planted on her feet. I have never seen a dog with such intense chivalric guardian energy before. He has tiny eyebrows and they are FURROWED with concentration.


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cursedpotato1111
6 months ago

i know you're out there N. this is for you. fuck off /lh

Linguistic Prescriptivists: You can't say that! That's not grammatically corre—

Me: I have altered the language. Save your prayers, I will absolutely be altering it further.


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cursedpotato1111
6 months ago

I hear you, I promise

also it is funny to think abt like. as a kid you hear ppl say "words are an instrument" and you go yeah yeah ok pretentious much. and then you learn how to play it and


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6 months ago

man I wish--

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6 months ago

white-washed mufasa--

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6 months ago

icy hot take: articulated is a great word that shows that you are, in fact, good at writing words.

i wish i were a better poet. i wish i were better at articulating words, writing down how i feel. maybe i would be a better lover, a better friend, if i were a better poet.


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cursedpotato1111
6 months ago

im doing this on my birthday

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6 months ago

absolutely not, that is sacrilege, fuck you for even suggesting it

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6 months ago
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6 months ago

yes please, I'm done

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cursedpotato1111
6 months ago

posting ao3 links during the outage? @dear-ao3 how could you 😭

Https://archiveofourown.org/works/57324598/chapters/145823404

https://archiveofourown.org/works/57324598/chapters/145823404


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cursedpotato1111
6 months ago

A couple of our servers have gotten a bit overwhelmed, so we're taking some down time to give them a chance to catch up. We'll be back as soon as possible!

2024-09-02 11:30 UTC


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6 months ago

A couple of our servers have gotten a bit overwhelmed, so we're taking some down time to give them a chance to catch up. We'll be back as soon as possible!

2024-09-02 11:30 UTC


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cursedpotato1111
7 months ago

I wish goddam 😭

When Your Guardian Angel Quits

when your guardian angel quits 💧


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