Amaya: I Formally Take Back Everything I Said And Did That Time I Threatened You, I Was Entirely In The

amaya: i formally take back everything i said and did that time i threatened you, i was entirely in the wrong amaya: i will now threaten you for the correct reasons

"capitalism breeds innovation" was only ever true in the mid-2000s when cell phones kept getting more and more fucked up

this is how they used to have sex back when everyone was smooth down there and when metaphors weighed more than truth or logic

Then there came a brown-haired girl slender as a spear who stood on the tips of her toes to kiss the lips of a young knight as tall as Hodor. (Bran, ADWD)

grrm made nan and dunk's kiss in the winterfell godswood gendrya coded to provoke me lol

one of my favorite details in asoiaf is how fucking mean gendry is. like this piss poor fucking peasant doesn’t give a shit who you are or how high born you are.

when ned goes to see him in AGOT and all gendry is worried about is if ned will try and take his helmet and tells him he can’t have it. this is literally the kings hand does gendry care … NOPE!

edric in ASOS literally barely speaking to him and gendry already doesn’t like him (bro was jealous for no reason arya could careless about him and edric wasn’t interested).

when brienne in AFFC goes to give gendry food and hasn’t done anything to make gendry not like her and he calls her ugly and tells her to fuck off. bonus when he just talks shit about robert calling him a fat drunk king.

then whenever it’s aryas chapters he’s still moody but so much nicer to her.

god i love this silly little angry guy.