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I Feel Bad For Antarctica. Like When People Mention Something That's All Over The World They'll Be Like
I feel bad for antarctica. like when people mention something that's all over the world they'll be like "on six out of seven continents" and antarctica's just huddling in the corner with some penguins. petition to give antarctica sports teams and make it a country
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so weird to think that there's all this stuff inside me. like? intestines?? stomach acid?? a shaky lil skeleton??? you're telling me that there's a bunch of rocks inside of me clickety clackin around all the time? no. i'm not buying that. i am simply a sentient rubber ducky that makes vaguely comprehensible noises every now and then.
in books and stuff people always like "I know this place like the back of my hand!!" but does anyone really memorize the backs of their hands? like. if you asked me where the freckles were on my hands I would have ✨not a clue✨. and, really, if you asked me where the secret vault was in the back of my hand I would look away because I have no idea what you're talking abou
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