dachshunds-and-fondue

sprinkling some thoughts

she/her humor takes practice and i am practicing. maybe not very well. anyway have my brain juice mortals!

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Does Blackheart Use His Goatee To Hide The Fact That He Very Much Lacks A Chin Or

does blackheart use his goatee to hide the fact that he very much lacks a chin or

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