she/her humor takes practice and i am practicing. maybe not very well. anyway have my brain juice mortals!
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Happy August
happy august
one day closer to the end
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my goal in life is to be That Girl With The Really Cool Earrings so I beg of you, please give me your opinion on them…. but oh no! you don’t know who I am! now you have no choice but to compliment everyone you meet with nice earrings muahahahaaa >:D
feel free to try out one or three in your own sentence (another is: dirty little shi tzu) and make up your own
insults i came up with at 3am
carpet lint
dry salamander
empty piñata
dirty shoelace
a dense fkn pumpkin
glass toilet
melted crayon
mcdonald’s ice cream machine
the spaghetti stain on the world’s white shirt
middle schooler
reblog with a cute picture of your dog and I'll photoshop your dog out of the picture and replace them with spongebob. real offer
you know a place is classy when it’s in lowercase
I thank any glowy cave worm for their contribution when they happen upon this post in the dankest cracks of tumblr’s caves