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dachshunds-and-fondue
2 years ago

insults i came up with at 3am

carpet lint

dry salamander

empty piñata

dirty shoelace

a dense fkn pumpkin

glass toilet

melted crayon

mcdonald’s ice cream machine

the spaghetti stain on the world’s white shirt

middle schooler

Tags :
shitpost random humor insults insulting idk what to tag here idk what to tag lol middle school i’m too tired for this
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dachshunds-and-fondue
2 years ago

feel free to try out one or three in your own sentence (another is: dirty little shi tzu) and make up your own

insults i came up with at 3am

carpet lint

dry salamander

empty piñata

dirty shoelace

a dense fkn pumpkin

glass toilet

melted crayon

mcdonald’s ice cream machine

the spaghetti stain on the world’s white shirt

middle schooler

Tags :
insulting writing prompt question mark
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