I Love Getting My Hair Cut. Its Like Hi There! I Am A Little Sheep For U. I Am Delicate Treat Me With

i love getting my hair cut. it’s like hi there! i am a little sheep for u. i am delicate treat me with care :3

since the cowboy and the samurai were both dying out in the 1800s i want an action adventure historically wildly inaccurate comic about the last cowboy and the last samurai teaming up BUT one of them is gay and the other doesn’t understand what being gay is and there are multiple comedic mishaps resulting from this

it's so fun when my mutuals have new obsessions because i get to experience them secondhand. i'll spot a stray "Liked by" with fanart of all four ninja turtles in strawberry dresses at 2am like I see you girlie you go queen. hoard those chibis of hobie brown like your life depends on it go feral I support you on an intimate spiritual level

my little children (they are decades older than me)

yk what would be a great april fools joke? if this post got more than…30 notes.

everyone talks about resting bitch face but my friend has resting “bitch??” face where she appears to be in a state of perpetual confusion