Beautiful Caffeine On An Empty Stomach I'm Going To Live Forever

beautiful caffeine on an empty stomach I'm going to live forever

Did you look under the couch? I found a dodo there once.

I’ve only seen it once. A lady walked to the literal front of the store while I was half spacing out staring at nothing, put a bunch of clothes on hangers into her trolley, stood around for a bit while I stared in disbelief that she gave absolutely 0 fucks about getting caught, then she walked away. It was so surreal

"if you see someone shoplifting, no you didn't" no but like. i really didn't. i have never in my life seen someone shoplifting because i'm not watching anyone else in the grocery store..? how are y'all noticing things like that. my only goals are enter the store, survive, exit the store

Yep, I struggle to do basic things yet can sit there for literal hours doing shit I hyperfixate on to the point of forgetting to eat and sleep but nah, can’t do the dishes tho

adhd will have you fighting for your life to do beloved hobbies that bring you nothing but joy

I work at a restaurant and nothing will ever beat the time this woman threw an absolute hissy fit at brunch because we ran out of home fries and all we had were french fries, she yelled at me, she demanded to speak to my manager, and when she’s in the middle of complaining, my manager just stopped her and went “hey do you want a hug?” and this woman went “what?” and my manager was like “you just seem super upset about the shape of these potatoes and I thought maybe you needed a hug” fucking hysterical, I got to watch a human blue screen in real life, absolutely the best way to shame someone for their nonsense I’ve ever seen

Me declaring war on shops that screw me over until u catch me shopping there like two months later

saw this on reddit and i am SO stoked its such a vintage screenshot. God i miss these days