My Rant At Lunch About Murder Andburning

my rant at lunch about murder and burning

okay so today I went on a rant about my hate of twilight, about about the "re-write". my rant went as fallows

"i hate twilight with the passion of deans love of pie. I want the writer to stop writeing all togather. if I ever had the chance, I would  buy multiple copys of her book and brake every window, and glass brakeble object in her house, and then tell her exactly why her books suck, because if you don't explain why you kicking someones ass sometimes they just don't understand, then I could take her new twilight book and beat her with it with out remose. and then I would say " if you stop writeing after this crap YOU , call literature because this is a crack fanfic gone wrong, you will never hear from me again, but if you write one more GOD dame "book" I WILL END YOU WITH IT, I will not tel you how but you will die by the couse of your own "book"  and I and the other many people who dispise you with laugh and celibrate your death."" and that is my rant I when on, at lunch with my best friend. she then said," I would pay to see you do that." 

if you want to know the resigns why I hate twilight here they are

1  all it teaches girls is that, now matter what you have to do you need a boyfriend, because that is what all girls need and what you must work to get...... a boyfriend

2 its about an abusive relationship, NOT LOVE!

3 VAMPIERS DO NOT SPARKEL, EDWORD IS A FUCKIN PIXIE NOT A VAMPIER!

4 there is no plot

5 no character development either

6 by the facts of logic, belle should be dead, she jump off a cliff face, the fall should of killed her.

7 belle

8 Jacob is a pedophile

9 Edward

10 Jacob

11  the Cullen's

12 the "vampire" chough *pixie* cough  "war"

13 it could have just been one crap-y, so called, book but no it had to be three

14 new moon is unneeded

15 werewolves are not werewolves

16......... do I really need to go on

okay i'm done now thank you for you time if you bothered to read this post at all.

step by step

so according to a friend I'm basically writing a step by step guide to fuck aliens.. and she loves it

When you get this, reply with 10 things that make you happy. Send it to the last ten people in your recent activity (sorry about the chain, i just liked this one and thought it would be nice to do for once, have a good day!!)

1. cookie, fresh ones

2. butter cream frosting

3.kittys

4. puppys

5. dragons

6. skyrim

7.my family/ friends

8. fallout

9. dragon age

10. my fandoms

in order if train of thought

update on my head hurts from crying

my cat had total kidney failure and we had to put her down today

again I know none of you really care but.... ya

single as a person siting by them self at a romantic restaurant on valentines day

mom: why are you not dating people?

me: do you want a list or....

mom: *insert mom unimpressed look*

me: I have no idea,

me:(in head) because I like pretty fictional men, who make me melt into a pool of goo with just a kicked puppy look

SUPERNATURAL

I’m going to try something that I’ve seen done and what it see if it work people have been saying that you can summon a sertan fandom by saying its name three times so lets find out.

SUPERNATURAL