Why Baizhu Can't Be An Archon

Why Baizhu can't be an Archon

(Please don't take this seriously it's a joke)

Baizhu seems to know how to earn and handle mora. Wich we know none of the other Archons so far is capable of...

But what does he do with it...?

These are some great questions!! How about... 24 for Baizhu and 9 for Kaeya? (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

Here we go, sorry it took so long I had some rl stuff to do first. Again English isn't my first language so there might be some mistakes. I hope you can enjoy it nonetheless (￣▽￣*)ゞ.

24 - What they wish they could change about themselves for Baizhu

His illness and his mortality are two things he would change. But that is too obvious. Something more twisted that he would change about himself ( even if there are more things that he would optimize for sure) if he could is his weakness for luxus. He'd be quite a bit closer to his goal if he were just a little less greedy, regarding his unnecessary expenses only, his experiments are and will remain expensive... But you have to make a good impression on your patients if you want them to trust you. And the maple wood paneling from Inazuma is just so beautiful and warm... Of course, sandbearer wood would have done the same thing at half the price... but it wouldn't be exactly the sssame.

9 - What calms them when they are upset for Kaeya

Again, there would be an obvious answer: alcohol. But we all know about that by now. Something else that calms him down when everything is too much for him and even spying on Diluc to see if he's doing alright doesn't help anymore (which actually happens even if he would never admit it). The horses in the stable of the Ordo Favonius. Their calm nature and the friendly neigh that welcomes him every time. He could spend days grooming their sides and be soothed by their pure non-judgmental nature.

Especially Baizhu was hard to figure out because of the lack of informatioin about him|･ω･) I hope I didn't do a crappy job with my precious snake doctor (´꒳`)♡

Baizhu headcanon #2:

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(Snakes are reptiles, and do not have the ability to digest dairy products like milk. Milk is designed for warm-blooded mammals.)

I imagine him as highly lactose intolerant . He can't even stand the smell of milk because he knows what it would do to him and his diggestive system. He probably tried it once for the sake of knowledge but he regreted it extremly.

He was probably the one who introduced Coconut milk to little Qiqi.

I love the vibes he's giving. Such a dork but with a deep and dark undertone! Why aren't there any more headcanons and fanfics about him T.T!

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Baizhu Kamasutra-headcanon thingy (reupload)

So first thing: I'm a fan of the Baizhu theory that he's the former Dendro Archon (God of knowledge) that survived somehow and I will let this theory live in my head rent free until the day it's busted by hoyoverse...

Second thing: I was looking for some information about the Kamasutra because headcanons about the snake doctor running wild in my head lateley. A few days ago I stumbled over this cool article on huffpost and a perticular line:

...that will provide the most pleasure, given the body type and size of sex organs of each lover (which was investigated ahead of time)...

And my imagination was just losing control after reading this. I mean Baizhu, the former God of knowledge, researching information about some unsuspescting victims genital parts to get the most out of a night with them.

Thats the level of "cerebral" behavior I trust him to have...