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I can’t believe he’s finally going to be playable! I feel like we’ve been waiting forever. <3  The background is an edited screenshot from the game. I didn’t draw it because I got bored :(

Baizhu Headcanon #1:

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Baizhu starts to lisp...like a snake, if he gets flustered or ashamed... or to angry.

Normally he takes great care not to lisp, thats why he speaks some words with a lot of care and slowly like 'Herbs' or 'chance'

ME TOO, get me that snake man >.<!

Don't get me wrong, 2.5 has a great roster of characters, BUT IF THERE IS ANY SIGN FROM MIHOYO THAT BAIZHU IS ON HIS WAY IN 2.6 I WILL SAVE FOR THAT DENDRO DOCTOR

Why Baizhu can't be an Archon

(Please don't take this seriously it's a joke)

Baizhu seems to know how to earn and handle mora. Wich we know none of the other Archons so far is capable of...

But what does he do with it...?

Yeah, I'm stupid ＞°）m～～～∈

so I'm actually thinking about getting a snake for quite some years now and did some research beforehand. One of my topics today was "How to get a latched on snake off if it doesn't let go after a few minutes?"

There was this hint ( between all the others) to slide a credit card down the snakes mouth and something hit my fandom mind quite hard...

Could you get Baizhu to let go of a poor customer if you put a credit Card between his teeth when he's in a fleecing-mood again?

PS: Can somebody draw this? xDDD I'm not talented enough

Sitzing here screamin and laughing at the same time (٥⁀▽⁀ )

I just got Baizhu and Changsheng it seems ^^"

I would handle both too keep the peace...

Genshin Impact (husbando ver. + love triangle + confession scenario) click and drag game!

warnings: flashing images

characters included: (-- v.2.6) diluc, kaeya, zhongli, childe, itto, thoma, xiao, baizhu, dainsleif, albedo, ayato, scaramouche, gorou, kazuha

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That first part is exactly what I could imagine! I could also imagine him just killing a nasty customer with kindness that sprays pure venom. Like he is saying something extremly insulting in such a manner no one understands it (apart from Changsheng and maybe Gui) and smiles sheepishly doing so. ┌( ‘o’)┐

But I actually don't think he would have the energy for a full on rage fit ( as good as it sounds). In my mind there is this picture of him acting like a raging mom throwing his shoe after Gui (but it needs a lot to make this happen) or hitting with a hand-fan at someone like a old teacher with a ruler.

Brainstorming things

I'm currently thinking about what kind of angry Baizhu might be? Probably Passive aggressive, thats what I suppose. He would also never lose his composure in front of Qiqi or customers.

What do you guys think?

Maybe I'm wrong, maybe he's one to throw a shoe after Gui if he f*cks up something expensive. Or more the one who curses a lot and harsh if no one except Changsheng can hear him...

Any other suggestions?

Welcome to the Club my dear! 💚

unfortunate news everyone. thought too hard about taking care of qiqi and now i’m in baizhu hours. 

Incorrect Genshin Quote #4

Baizhu: "What are you into?" is such a broad question, like do I reply with a favourite book or choking?

Oops. Happy belated birthday Baizhu!

Wisteria

( insert This is my first genshin impact fic and I hope I do good here. also I have the theory that dr baizhu and pantalone are brothers, )

‘ the night flow it feels li-‘, “ Alexia are you busy “ dad said poking his head into my room “ no I’m not what do you need “ I said setting my note book to the side.

“ I need you to run this to the Wangsheng Funeral Parlor “ he said as I grabbed the package, “ sure “ I said walking out of the back of the pharmacy and waving qiqi good bye.

“ hu tao I have a package for you “ I said walking in, “ she’s not in today but I can sign for it instead “ zhongli said taking the box out of my hands “ that would be great I don’t want to head home with the box “ I said rubbing the back of my neck.

“ so zhongli what made you want to work here “ I said rocking on my heels “ I could ask you the same thing with your job as a exorcist “ he said putting his hand on my shoulder, “ well for me it’s something that just happened “ I muttered.

…..

“ i’m pantalone and you are “ he said and dad walks in “ this is my brother, Alexia “ he said, and I held my hand out for the other man to shake.

“ this is the first time I’ve heard about my niece baizhu “ pantalone said, “ well she’s almost always off on a adventure or working so she’s usually not here when you come to visit” dad said.

( I’m sorry if they’re to ooc, I’m trying my best )