My Evil Mind Brought Up Somethin New MUHaHAHA

My evil mind brought up somethin new MUHaHAHA

Baizhu being a Naga (part 1?)

I know, we don't have much information about the green snake man yet but I put things a bit together ^^"

- Nagas are amazing shapeshifters, and sometimes are even depicted as humans with snakes around their neck: Baizhu looks human but has snake eyes with a white snake around his neck and we never see them apart from each other...yet

- Nagas love to hoard treasures and gems: Baizhu being someone who strip people of all their cash if he sees the possibility

- Nagas have a short temper and fickle nature (especialy when ignored or insultet): not seen on Baizhu yet but Changsheng seems to fit in this picture perfectly on nearly every occassion

- Nagas are supposed to have great healing skills but can also make humans extremly ill: Baizhu is a great doctor

Baizhu headcanon #2:

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(Snakes are reptiles, and do not have the ability to digest dairy products like milk. Milk is designed for warm-blooded mammals.)

I imagine him as highly lactose intolerant . He can't even stand the smell of milk because he knows what it would do to him and his diggestive system. He probably tried it once for the sake of knowledge but he regreted it extremly.

He was probably the one who introduced Coconut milk to little Qiqi.

TO THE PERSON WHO ASKED FOR BAIZHU SMUT GOD I THANK YOU SO MUCH YOU GIFT FROM HEAVEN

Baizhu Headcanon #1:

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Baizhu starts to lisp...like a snake, if he gets flustered or ashamed... or to angry.

Normally he takes great care not to lisp, thats why he speaks some words with a lot of care and slowly like 'Herbs' or 'chance'

Why Baizhu can't be an Archon

(Please don't take this seriously it's a joke)

Baizhu seems to know how to earn and handle mora. Wich we know none of the other Archons so far is capable of...

But what does he do with it...?