Egon X Reader Incorrect Quotes (???)
Egon x reader incorrect quotes (???)
At a speed dating event Egon: Oh wow, people are really shallow. Y/N: Consider it a background check. For example: Do you have a death certificate? Egon: Checks their pulse Sorry, not yet. Y/N: Good, I'm not fucking a ghost again.

Egon : What did Peter do this time? Y/N: More like WHO did Peter do this time?

Egon : We should get you to a doctor for a check up immediately. What if it happens again, and there isn’t anyone around to help you? What if it’s congenital? Oh my God! Was it me? Did I hurt you? Y/N: …You realise any other person that made their partner pass out on bed would simply feel really proud of themselves, right?

Egon : What are you in the mood for? Y/N: World domination. Egon : That's a bit ambitious. Y/N: You are my world. Egon : Aww… Y/N: Egon : Y/N: Egon : OH.

Egon: Okay, I’m going to get the wedding cake. Y/N : Perfect, while you do that I’ll check on the ring bear. Egon: … Egon: You mean ring bearER, right? Y/N : … Egon: Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding.

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