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Looking in the mirror, Chris’ found his nightmare coming true. He woke up more perfect than the day before. Chris neared a panic. He needed to pull himself together, but wasn’t that part of the problem!? UGH! What was he doing?!?
That’s when Chris just stopped believing in winning all together. Like Santa Clause, it was fun to a point. Then it seemed cruel. Now, it just doesn’t really make sense. It was also really, really, REALLY expensive.
How was it you had to lie to make money to buy Christmas gifts AND to give them?!? NO THK U.
UGGGHHH. It was official. Winning, perfection and Santa Clause all sucked donkey butt. GREAT. Now what?
Maybe Brad would suck his butt? That would be nice.
WOAH WOAH WOAH... OK. THIS was all too much. Brad could see these BOX's were throwing him, Chris and the gays for a loop. It had to stop if they were to clear their heads. With that Brad got scissors and Chris got laid.
Chris REALLY didn’t want to get his new shorts wet.
Brad assured John his workout was next. Chris just went in the locker room to shower Peter.
"You're fine. I'll take it."
Brad hung up the phone. What exactly was his boyfriend after? It was then and there in month two of the relationship Brad begun suspecting Chris was gay. Boy oh boy. That would be a bonus!
Brad would begin suspecting his own gayness about five minutes later.
What?!
This new AI selfie app just colored Chris’ stellar gym outfit pink.
How did it know?
AI was beginning to freak Chris out where he already was.
Maybe AI was gay. Could it be gay?
For a moment, Chris wondered if he could take the thought any further. First, he needed to order the same spandex threads in pink. This sh*t looked good onscreen and might just come in a gay shade of pank.
Hmmmmm…
Chris found himself hesitating. He would need AI to conduct a deep search and was already spooked by its spot on intuition.
‘It’ was the correct pronoun for AI wasn’t it? Given this pink episode just now it was feeling more like it could be her/she/hey girl hay or one of its many derivatives.
This was a quandary.
You know it was times like this Chris was thankful he didn’t have morals. The last thing he needed was a dilemma. Talk about inhumane!
Hey so if any other trans folks can help me answer this it would be greatly appreciated.
So sometimes I forget I am a trans person, sure I have explicitly stated I am trans (Agender) and anytime someone asks for my pronouns I say they/them but anytime I think of myself I just don’t remember that I am under the Trans umbrella and am stuck in the mind of being myself when I was a kid just a normal cis kid who goes by they/them I guess it could be from the fact that I am so used to being seen as a girl that it hardly bothers me anymore or the guilt I feel when I find gay men or trans men pretty or hot because “That’s not normal you are fetishizing the LGBTQ+ that’s not cool” it’s confused me a lot and I was wondering if anyone else felt this way?
Idk if I want this man or be this man
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@fandomstimboards123 Exactly what it looks like, stimboards, requests are open on this one, I’m actually really enjoying these
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gay cowboys yall
gotta love em <3
Brokeback Mountain (2005), dir. Ang Lee
When boys get tired and they're all sleepy and sweet and it's so cute holy shit
I have come to the realization that I do in fact have a type. Dark haired girls with big, dark eyes and wicked eyeliner skills, I’m talking sharp enough to stab a man in the back with. And don’t even get me started on girls with half-dyed hair, or dye that hasn’t been redone for just long enough to see their natural roots coming back in. HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
All this to say, I might have a tiny crush on Jenny Rose Baker.
Tag yourself: what’s your type?
Chop Top with long….. long h…. long h..air
I want a boyfriend who's taller than me so that when he hugs me I can put my head between his tiddies
AAAAARGH PLS JUST GIVE ME A GIRLFRIEND!!!!!
I'm desperate for a pretty girl. Be nice to me and I'm yours.
However, I have no experience with women at all. Would I make a good girlfriend? I have no idea. My ex (a guy) would say no, but he's not the greatest so....
IT'S PRIDE MONTH PLS PLS PLS
Also if you're artistic in any way, I am already in love with you.
without filter
i used reference from one of my fav panels
GOD I'M SO GAY FOR HER
MOTHER IS MOTHERING
Or well father is fathering