Some Bogus Conspiracy Documentary: And Then The Aliens Built The Pyramids

some bogus conspiracy documentary: and then the aliens built the pyramids

Ahk, choking on his tea: fucking EXCUSE ME-

Larry: oh god here we go-

Ahk: I WAS THERE WHEN THEY WERE BUIL- ARE YOU MODREN HUMANS REALLY THIS STUPID?!

Kirk: “Mister Spock, meet me in my ready room”

Spock: *blushes bright green*

theyre flirting in their special code your honor

Sneak peak into something I’ve been working on

Author’s Note: it’s not a fan thing, it’s something of my own that I thought might be cool to share. Feedback appreciated, hope you like it.

⚠️: none

word count: 218

Pandora, a girl whose name shows just how confident her parents were that she’d be trouble, was actually quite a surprise, in that, she was nothing of a surprise. You see she lived on (or rather near as the thing itself was uninhabitable to life as we know it) Alnilam, although most people get a better idea of where she lives when she says “Yeah, you see that middle star on Orion’s Belt? That’s where I live” and as an approximation, the statement wasn’t incorrect. Living in such a place seems exciting until you realise that the nearest shopping centre is near Iota Orionis B. Alnilam is, for the most part, just empty space, its sort of like living on the space prairie. Which is an odd comparison as there aren’t any cattle up there either. Maybe a better comparison is that it’s like empty space with a couple of really bright lights. Pandora didn’t know why her parents worried about her so much, it’s not like there was actually anything for her to do around here. She often found herself thinking, “what if I made there be something to do around here?” And such things like that. She was an ambitious girl by all accounts, no one doubted that she could do anything, for better or worse.

Hope you like, feel free to comment on anything about it, it doesn’t have a title either if anyone has any ideas.

Star Trek Masterlist

(I’ll do my best to update it regularly)

(requests are open)

TOS headcanons

Making them bracelets

I could really use a hug

Can you please come and get me?

Crew reacting to the fandom

Crew reacting to more fandom

Bones fluff alphabet

Kirk fluff alphabet

Spock fluff alphabet

Rainy Day

Stuck in the turbo lift with you

Hey don’t do that, you’ll hurt yourself

Would it be too cliche if we matched clothes

Would it be too cliche if we matched clothes(x masc!reader)

Kirk x agere!reader

Spock x agere!reader

Bones x agere!reader

Finding Your Nest In Their Quarters (Ostaran!reader)

Funny middle names

How They React To You Wearing Their Clothes

How They React To Seeing You Naked For The First Time

TNG headcanons

Crew reacting to being told they’re fictional

Stuck in the turbo lift with you

x reader

Sleepy fluff Bones

I’ll Marry You (Bones x reader)

I Like That Your Hands Fit In Mine (Kirk x reader)

Indoor Catch (no pairing)

I Like Your Sweater (Bones x reader)

I Wanna Hear You Sing (Spock x reader)

Any Chance (Bones x reader)

As You Wish (Kirk x reader)

I Don’t Know Where My Spleen Is (Kirk x reader)

The Birthday Captain (Kirk x reader)

One Of Those Days (Bones x reader)

Turn The Lights Down Low (Bones x reader)

Through The Grapevine (Bones x reader)

Purr-fectly Tipsy (Kirk x reader)

Sudoku Challenge (Spock x reader)

Just a Small Hang Up (Kirk x reader)

A Bit Thorny (Bones x reader)

Crosswords in a Bottle (Spock x reader)

Hearing that you’re seriously injured (Spock x reader)

Nowhere To Be (Spock x fem!Ostaran!reader)

Just Us and The Music (Kirk x reader)

Imagines

Saving Spock’s eyebrows

The Things We Do For The Fleet (Bones x reader) (series)

1- My favourite song is probably I Wanna Be Your Slave (the version featuring Iggy Pop)

2- Not even my parents are sure what colour my eyes are (the debate is between, green, blue, and grey, at first glance most people agree they’re green though)

3- I can’t sleep if it’s silent, I must have some kind of noise

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I didnt have my first friend in the same grade that stayed my friend until 4th grade

My Choir teacher was in a hallmark movie

My favorite class is band

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TOS headcanon

prompt: would it be too cliche if we matched clothes a little?

x masc!reader images this time

Spock

Yes, yes it would be

He’ll still do it if it’ll make you happy

but he’s gonna ask you a bunch of questions about it while you show him possible outfits.

You’re lucky you’re on shore leave otherwise he would say no, just for the sake of professionalism

Kirk

NO!

Do it, show him all the options!

after this it’ll probably become a regular thing

is bouncing up and down the whole time

he loves it even more because it gives him an excuse to be extra clingy

won’t leave your side because “without you the outfit doesn’t make sense”

Bones

heavy sigh

yeah fine, but only because you look so excited about it

if you weren’t on shore leave he would never agree to it

mutters under his breath about how ridiculous this is the whole time

secretly loves it, which becomes not so secret when he says “I get to pick next time”

Obviously Bones wears the one that says Mr. Always Right