Kirk: Mister Spock, Meet Me In My Ready Room

Kirk: “Mister Spock, meet me in my ready room”

Spock: *blushes bright green*

theyre flirting in their special code your honor

some bogus conspiracy documentary: and then the aliens built the pyramids

Ahk, choking on his tea: fucking EXCUSE ME-

Larry: oh god here we go-

Ahk: I WAS THERE WHEN THEY WERE BUIL- ARE YOU MODREN HUMANS REALLY THIS STUPID?!

I Wanna Hear You Sing

Spock x gn!reader

⚠️: none that I can think of

word count: 372

Follow your star let it guide youits been there for millions of years I sauntered into Spock’s quarters and the shower was running. That’s alright, I’ll wait for him. Its light will shine longer truer and stronger I think I can hear Spock talking to himself, not really something I would think of him as doing, but I guess he is the only person here who thinks like he does. I consider this as I lay down on the couch. The water stopped and I could hear him more clearly now. Than all of your worries and fears follow your starlet it lead you Spock is singing, I didn’t know he could or that he liked to, but he’s really good at it, I wonder why he doesn’t sing when he plays harp. He walks out of the bathroom, still wet and now in his pyjamas. it’s older and wiser than time it’s- He looks up to see me on the couch and stops mid verse. “Oh, hello, Y/N” Spock murmurs, now tinted a light shade of green. “Please don’t stop, I wanna hear you sing. It sounded so pretty” I plead with him, I can see him giving in and he comes to sit on the couch with me. It’s there to inspire your hopes to aim higherthan any old mountain you climb He moves me so that my head is in his lap and begins to rub my shoulder. fools follow rainbows but rainbows disappearwhen the sun warms the earthand the sky grows clear Spock looks down at me briefly before softly pressing a hand to my face and rubbing my cheek with his thumb. fools follow daydreams that soon will be gonebut that faithful old starjust shines on and on I look up at him in pure adoration, I’ve never heard anyone sing like this. follow your star let it show you that troubles seem worse than they are never think of them you’ll rise above them if you just follow your star follow follow your star “Now I believe it’s time for bed, T’hy’la” Spock uttered as he began to guide me to bed with a hand on my lower back.

Sleepy soft 😴🥰

Gonzo is far superior, moving on.

I was today years old when I found out the Possum dad in Over the Hedge was William Shatner

Bones anytime Spock opens his mouth: It’s a good thing you wear makeup ‘cause that’s a fucking joke